Besides being the lord of the underworld, he also runs a devilishly delightful Twitter account.
1. Credit where credit is due.
"Satan is the bad guy"
First of all, I was the first to demand equal rights
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017
2. A common misconception.
Whoever said 'there's no rest for the wicked' was lying, we love sleep.
— Satan (@s8n) September 23, 2017
3. R.I.P. Vine.
Come to hell, we still have vine.
— Satan (@s8n) September 1, 2017
4. The math doesn’t lie.
6+6+6 = 18
Donald Trump was 18 once
Proof he is my son
— Satan (@s8n) August 21, 2017
5. It’s important to have variation in your diet.
Someone sacrifice a pizza or something I'm getting bored of goats
— Satan (@s8n) August 15, 2017
6. Sounds reasonable.
The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8 years old.
So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon me.
— Satan (@s8n) April 24, 2016
7. Well, as long as you’re having fun, Satan.
I put the "sin" in "single"
— Satan (@s8n) July 26, 2017
8. Enough already.
Stop trying to sell me your souls, hell is depressing enough.
— Satan (@s8n) June 28, 2017
9. Sounds like heaven.
Come to hell, there's no fidget spinners.
— Satan (@s8n) May 27, 2017
10. It’s not all jokes.
If satan needs someone's consent to enter their body then so do you
— Satan (@s8n) May 21, 2017
11. That’s going to be one hell of a party.
Hell is gonne be lit pic.twitter.com/7G8EGMiiiD
— Satan (@s8n) February 18, 2017
12. Remember this when you want to use that pick up line.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did I
— Satan (@s8n) February 24, 2017
13. Don’t forget to bring sunscreen though.
Come to hell, you'll get a better tan
— Satan (@s8n) March 14, 2017
14. It’s rude to cancel plans at the last minute.
Hate when people say "not today Satan".
Fuck you. Yes, today.
— Satan (@s8n) February 27, 2017
15. Hell is getting too crowded for this nonsense.
Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I'm not running a fucking petting zoo down here.
— Satan (@s8n) April 10, 2017
16. He sets the game ablaze.
The reason hell is full of fire is because my mixtape is always on repeat
— Satan (@s8n) September 9, 2016
17. Let’s face it, he does make it sound fun.
Why is 'boring as hell' an expression? Hell is always lit 24/7
— Satan (@s8n) September 20, 2017
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