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These are the 21 best “First Of All…” tweets on the internet

first of all, Netflix, TWITTER

oktober 17, 2017
Door: Frank Sars

2 minuten lezen

Why do you need to read this blog? First of all…

1. But she caught me on the counter.

“saw me banging on the sofa”

first of all, wasn’t me

— vibethriller (@vibethriller) October 17, 2017

2. I still gotta catch ‘em all, okay?

"You still play Pokémon Go? No life"

First of all, I didn't have a life to begin with

— MYSTIC7 (@MYSTIC7) October 16, 2017

3. Back off.

“what percent you on?”

first of all this is my charger

— jay 🅥 (@stickojay) October 17, 2017

4. Pay some attention, please.

“you look good today.”

first of all, bitch i look good everyday.

— First of all (@ayfirstofall) October 17, 2017

5. Easier said than done.

“just be yourself”

First of all I don’t even know who I am

— the walking zed (@NathanZed) October 16, 2017

6. Who’s really to blame here, mom and dad?

My parents: I don’t like your attitude

first of all, I got it from you

— J o e y (@Jdxthompson) October 16, 2017

7. Thank you for stating the obvious.

"you look tired"

first of all, I AM

— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 17, 2017

8. Pay attention, Netflix.

"Previously on-"

First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours

— jess 🎃 (@unapologetiicb) October 16, 2017

9. They’re catching on.

“Are you still watching"

First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough

— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017

10. I’ll decide that for myself, thank you very much.

"Please Turn off all cell phones"

first of all….you paying this bill?

— First of all…. (@__FirstOfAll) October 17, 2017

11. This one is burning hot.

*at my funeral*
"I know he's looking down at us from heaven"

First of all, im in hell

— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2017

12. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

“Screenshots don’t lie”
first of all I lied in the screenshots

— Breezy 🏳️‍🌈 (@Twatch_Me_) October 16, 2017

13. This is still a good business idea.

"I guess I just thought it would be on-brand for you to have halloween candy here"

First of all, this is the morgue

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) October 16, 2017

14. Sam probably won’t be employee of the month anytime soon.

Coworker: “Do you wanna cover my shift today?”

First of all, I don’t even want to cover my own shift.

— Sam 🌸 (@sammanthaaa__) October 16, 2017

15. This one has to hurt.

“you look better when you dont have your glasses on”

first of all, you look better when i dont have my glasses on too

— sky (@skylurpaige) October 16, 2017

16. Solid comeback.

"how dare you"

first of all, how dare you

— jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 16, 2017

17. April has a good excuse.

“I thought you were done with him”

First of all, I’m stupid

— april🥀 (@rosapeligr0sa) October 16, 2017

18. Peer pressure isn’t always effective.

“if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you too?”

first of all, i’d jump off a cliff without my friends

— Pastel Pain☽ (@ldgadamn) October 16, 2017

19. It’s not even Halloween yet.