The Internet is full of people who are loving and praising their dogs online. Some people even dedicate a whole Instagram account to their beloved animal. But, these ‘oh so cute’ dogs don’t even know how to care for themselves, let alone that they can read.
1. Drew Magary shared his opinion on his Twitter account.
2. He starts this thread by sharing a picture himself.
Look at this lazy sack of shit. GET A JOB, DOG pic.twitter.com/CDa6zxx8Fb
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) September 14, 2018
3. And people start expressing their feelings towards their dogs.
This guy runs and hides every time he hears my keys jingle because of that one time I dropped them near him THREE YEARS AGO. pic.twitter.com/OaEIdVGd6l
— Melissa Vaughn🐝 (@BusyBeeRVA) September 15, 2018
4. What an annoying creature.
You sleep all day, demand attention but won’t give *ANY*, forget potty training on purpose at least once a month, and ruffle the covers nightly at my head to get under the covers by my feet🙄. pic.twitter.com/HEDEsmwqMK
— Henri Pierpoint (@LeftHandLacey) September 15, 2018
5. It’s a big ‘no’ from this guy.
Won’t do stairs. Not can’t. Won’t. pic.twitter.com/m9VJIs3Z7C
— BeverlyClearly (@RuRuanne13) September 15, 2018
6. What a life.
Hey buddy sorry to disturb you but your second free meal of the day is ready pic.twitter.com/27g3gFFhFR
— MC (@MC985) September 14, 2018
7. If it fits, I shits.
Marty took a dump in main aisle last 3x we went to Petco. He thinks it’s a great trick since everyone there laughs at my embarrassment.🐶💩 pic.twitter.com/3tp3KklrGX
— Marty & mom (@colleengrott) September 15, 2018
8. If it didn’t look so stupid, you would almost call it dangerous.
This idiot sits in the shower all day with her stupid laser eyes pic.twitter.com/9taZqVImHt
— Erik Newhouse (@enewhouse77) September 14, 2018
9. It’s like a girlfriend.
Yes you look cute af, BUT ALSO VERY EXPENSIVE AND NEEDY pic.twitter.com/sMEuo5ilIy
— Belen (@beleniumm) September 15, 2018
10. Why would he care about your car?
When my car was stolen OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY: silence
When there’s a chance there is a lizard out front: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK pic.twitter.com/Zse7OVNsrs
— Kim Hoy (@kimahoy) September 14, 2018
11. That’s not how it works!
This guy thinks he gets front seat without calling “shotgun” pic.twitter.com/PzMkqhPvKP
— Kevin Fink (@KFink61) September 15, 2018
12. They are always hungry.
Damn it dog we can’t play ball if you’re going to eat it every time pic.twitter.com/Scpi1inBCz
— Ben Weeks (@BenPWeeks) September 15, 2018
13. But at least she’s cute.
every bit of her DNA went into good looks- she’s dumber than a box of rocks. pic.twitter.com/xn38eNiI41
— Quack Kills #VOTE BLUE (@LeadFootLeah) September 15, 2018
14. Do something dog!
Look at that underbite and teeth. My god invest in a set of braces dog. pic.twitter.com/OlQAXgHY9j
— Craig Stephenson (@NorskVike) September 14, 2018
15. This will forever be a mystery.
What…what…what could possibly make them so sleepy? They sleep most of the day and spend the rest of the day eating the furniture then pooping it out! pic.twitter.com/zcRGkm3rs5
— M 🍑 the MF-er (@thundermccrackn) September 15, 2018
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