2017 was a year in which a lot happened, both good and bad. To end the year with a laugh, here’s 50 tweets from 2017 that made people laugh out loud. See you in 2018!
1. The next stage is going to be handle the very old fashioned way.
can't believe what the EU has planned for the next stage of the Brexit negotiations pic.twitter.com/PUYihcL7xs
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) May 9, 2017
2. Now THIS is how you woo someone.
I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition…while playing the trombone pic.twitter.com/tWCPSXbbrO
— Paul The Trombonist (@JazzTrombonist) November 21, 2017
3. Barack Obama himself got in on the Obama/Biden memes.
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth–
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have. pic.twitter.com/sKbXjNiEjH
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 20, 2017
4. Just try not to sing along.
Everybody
Yeah-ah
Rock your body
Yeah-ah
Everybody
Rock your body right
Borat voice my wife— Keanu_reevebooks (@TheVictasticK) October 17, 2017
5. Comedy writer Megan Amram blessed us with the biggest collection of food puns in one single tweet.
here's an abridged version of the full list of food puns i turned in with my first draft of tonight's #TheGoodPlace episode pic.twitter.com/x335NYNN09
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 29, 2017
6. A helpful tip for the iPhone X owners among us.
Set your Apple Face ID to your comeface, so that if someone mugs you for your phone they at least have to wank you off first
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) September 12, 2017
7. Probably.
Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant so every man should probably shut up about everything forever.
— Travon Free (@Travon) April 19, 2017
8. Someone had to.
The president won't apologize to women so I did it for him. pic.twitter.com/Y4GGnWu4FU
— Liz Plank (@feministabulous) December 21, 2017
9. We were so careful.
*speaks into collar* they're onto the cat thing. pic.twitter.com/3AW1WPqk0O
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 18, 2017
10. History buffs know which rooms to avoid.
Glad my room is to the left. For some reason the right side of this hotel floor doesn't sound peaceful. pic.twitter.com/KqWKwOk4qv
— Andrew Cooper (@HongKongBee) November 21, 2017
11. This has to be on purpose.
Is that… is that the Fanta of the Opera? pic.twitter.com/uqEGVFNsRj
— Yacov Freedman in: Dial M for Murderousness (@yzfreedman) October 11, 2017
12. Just… wow.
These have got to be the two dumbest people alive pic.twitter.com/9onoJEvIzz
— Charles Finch (@CharlesFinch) January 24, 2017
13. Twitter changed the shape of their avatars this year.
old twitter vs new twitter pic.twitter.com/Ct4JC3UM5o
— Ellie Sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) June 15, 2017
14. They do look a bit creepy though…
I'm not afraid of these kids. pic.twitter.com/rq3kc2luhf
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) September 5, 2017
15. Whoa.
Fascinated at how crossing a Corgi with any other dog breed results in what is basically a Corgi in disguise as the other breed. pic.twitter.com/HEIGz3SI6P
— Paul Haine (@paul_haine) May 2, 2017
16. This just makes sense.
I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.
— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017
17. Calm down, guys.
Whoa. Talk about overreacting. pic.twitter.com/Zqpzk4fdiX
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) July 26, 2017
18. It was also the year Fiona The Baby Hippo graced Twitter with her presence.
Am checking on the twitter friends, hello twitter friends pic.twitter.com/R57fDuFDx1
— Fiona The Baby Hippo (@FionaHippo) July 14, 2017
19. Yikes.
Falling asleep after sex is like shavasana after yoga.!
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) July 5, 2017
Jesus fucking Christ mom. https://t.co/KJSIlWZMhL
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) July 5, 2017
20. We just want to help.
To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?
— Netflix US (@netflix) December 11, 2017
21. People have been disrespecting Pop-Tarts a lot this year.
You ain’t from Oklahoma if you don’t dip your Pop Tart in Ranch Dressing 🤷🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/yLLuPM4Gyp
— Christy Taylor (@cjt12371) November 16, 2017
This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq
— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017
22. Anyway, back to some adorable animals and fried chicken.
Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles.
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THESE AI PROBLEMS. pic.twitter.com/ntNVezropW
— Dr Julia Shaw (@drjuliashaw) June 12, 2017
23. A tiny little space can make gigantic difference.
Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
Editor: "Either one is fine." pic.twitter.com/36xHxrG9q1— AJ ⚾️ (@NCSox) October 29, 2017
24. Accurate.
Wasps: bees, but not helping
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) April 29, 2017
25. Ohhhh no. Nope. Nonono
The plague mask was designed in 1619. The beak housed sweet scents to protect doctors from foul odors. pic.twitter.com/dO2lATWDmP
— History in Moments (@historyinmoment) April 27, 2017
Shoutout to the absolute designing legend who decided this was the last thing peasants drowning in their own bodily fluids should see https://t.co/CYWzXm8dze
— Colin Barrett (@ColinBarrett82) April 28, 2017
26. It is curious.
Americans sure like Star Wars for something that immediately forces you to read
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 16, 2017
27. Uh-oh…
I think something went wrong with the subtitles. pic.twitter.com/7XWMAkaNqW
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 21, 2017
28. That sounds right.
*nods knowingly for 60 full seconds*
"It's Spanish for 'Home Alone.'" pic.twitter.com/lNNVtxgKSg— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 3, 2017
29. Did you though?
I fixed giraffes. pic.twitter.com/QtavtoFRAt
— joey alison sayers (@joeyalison) August 22, 2017
30. This tweet is a wonderland.
Idea: somebody should tell Trump they want to make a 3-D scan of his head for a statue but really it’s an MRI.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 29, 2017
31. Just when you’re lovin’ it…
I hope every person who ever thought I would fail sees this. pic.twitter.com/7iHJ3OfI4i
— Eric (@canceric) December 3, 2017
*looks at logo on bag*
You failed. https://t.co/DStUGEySbF
— Wendy's (@Wendys) December 6, 2017
32. Please don’t listen to her.
Can someone confiscate my brother's Instagram pic.twitter.com/Ehxh8oQLPz
— sunmeet kaur (@meetdasun) November 25, 2017
33. A true classic.
Black Friday **** Need copy and link****
— McDonald's (@McDonaldsCorp) November 24, 2017
34. There’s so much going on here.
I saw this dildo on amazon and I am LOSING IT over the provided images pic.twitter.com/Jy62dzs1pS
— snack daddy™ (@grumpygangg) November 21, 2017
35. Seems fair.
If satan needs someone's consent to enter their body then so do you
— Satan (@s8n) May 21, 2017
36. If you ever truly want to get back at someone…
a daycare dad cut me off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kid how to ride a bike you can never get that back
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) April 20, 2017
37. Well that’s awkward.
It was a quiet car ride pic.twitter.com/F9ubGUoHAI
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) December 14, 2017
38. Oh how different things would be if it had said “(right)”.
My favourite part of this is the caption saying the President (left)
pic.twitter.com/HS35BHV3WX— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) April 17, 2017
39. He really blends in.
I edited Ceelo Green into the background of pics of Trump in his apartment and holy shit 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VurY7DMJ1w
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 13, 2017
40. This must happen several times a week.
"You tired of winning yet, you orange mothe—" pic.twitter.com/UAsOe4YH8G
— Gabe #DreamActNow Ortíz (@TUSK81) March 25, 2017
41. Yup.
Angela Merkel is every smart woman who's ever had to treat a moronic man as an equal. pic.twitter.com/gMv7fJw76u
— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 18, 2017
42. Honestly, if this doesn’t warm your cold, dead heart, what will?
The swimming lesson that wasn't. Our foster pibble Ginger is perfect afternoon company. @ASPCA @WagsandWalks #AdoptDontShop pic.twitter.com/yDWiXbCSXS
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) March 9, 2017
43. Same.
Don't we all. pic.twitter.com/wXN2GDRPjf
— Nicola Jane Swinney (@NicolaJSwinney) December 9, 2017
44. Whoa.
How long did this interview last? pic.twitter.com/fVbOmc7isG
— driscoll mcneill ⏣ (@driscoll324) February 25, 2017
45. Sometimes reality is like it’s straight from a movie.
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended civilization without the ability to read. Well… pic.twitter.com/kPVIsqDqqt
— aaron blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) February 14, 2017
46. You’re trying to figure out where to take your next trip to… and then it hits you.
I threw a dart at the map to see where I should take my next vacation but my map is a shower curtain & my husband was in there.
There’s a lot of blood, you guys. I hope he heals before Nepal.
— Lisa Marie Marshmallow (@xLiserx) December 13, 2017
47. No lies detected.
“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
— Cookie🍪 (@OhEmmeG) December 21, 2017
48. Always listen to the trainer.
Dolphin was a whole freak, trainer said she liked beards but I ain't believe her lmaoo pic.twitter.com/0SjCnqswmn
— Ju (@_JuGatti) October 2, 2017
49. The Force is strong with this pun.
Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.
— Sarah McLaughlin (@sarahemclaugh) December 28, 2017
50. And let’s end the year with this fantastic burn.
What's everyone listening to this morning?
— Apple Music (@AppleMusic) July 21, 2017
Spotify https://t.co/ERbu3wGS3i
— 𓃵 (@lordflaconegro) October 22, 2017
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