These 13 tweets about podcasts deserve a 5-star review

[a deer jumps in front my car but i manage to stop in time to not hit it]
DEER: hey check out my podcast
[i press my foot back on the gas]

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) August 30, 2017

"Wow, what a naive world they lived in way back then"

-Me listening to any political podcast recorded more than 12 hours earlier.

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) April 7, 2017

One thing I will DEFINITELY include in my will is all the podcast episodes I never finished listening to. Somebody must shoulder the weight.

— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) April 2, 2017

Obama said the "N-word" on a podcast?? Guess we know who the REAL racist is now!!

(It's my uncle Kevin)

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 22, 2015

Hey lady on the train listening to a Jesus podcast through your phone's speakers: have you heard the good news? They've invented earbuds.

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) May 8, 2016

The 2nd highest level of friendship is: "This conversation should be a podcast!"
The highest is: "No one can know of this conversation."

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 9, 2016

give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day but teach a man how to do a podcast & he'll never stop asking you if you've listened to it yet

— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) September 30, 2015

just found out that there are ppl who listen to podcasts at double speed so they can “consume twice the content” and then immediately called the police

— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) November 12, 2017

I believe that when we die, we all become podcasts.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 12, 2017

7-year-old: Do you have a podcast?

Me: Do you even know what a podcast is?

7: It's that thing where you talk to yourself and no one listens.

She knows exactly what a podcast is.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 21, 2017

what is the collective noun for a group of white male journalists

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 20, 2017