Paddy Power is no ordinary bookmaker. They love live tweeting sports matches, and they’re truly on a roll during the World Cup.
1. Paddy Power has a clear answer to the most pressing question England is asking at the moment.
Is it coming home?
Me:
yes yes yesyes
yesyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 6, 2018
2. It’s not like they already made up their minds 11 minutes into England’s first game.
Shine her up, lads. It's going home. #ENG pic.twitter.com/WQJd0knTIg
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 18, 2018
3. Who is that ref kidding, really?
This ref's hair though… pic.twitter.com/oEKIPsApDi
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 6, 2018
4. They get VERY personal.
Kylian Mbappé at 19
French League winner
Golden Boy winner
Ballon d’Or nominee
Scores in World Cup
CL team of the yearMe at 19
Sacked by McDonald’s (two stars)
Found a porno in a bush
Highest score of 2,676 on snake
Once drank 4 litres of white cider (shat myself)— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 21, 2018
5. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Greatest World Cup moment so far:
18. you
17. can’t
16. possibly
15. rank
14. these
13. amazing
12. moments
11. because
10. there
9. has
8. been
7. so
6. many
5. great
4. and
3. unique
2. moments
1. Batshuayi kicking a ball into his face off the post— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 2, 2018
Just to refresh and delight your memory:
Scene of the match 😂😂 #ENGBEL pic.twitter.com/LPADeIKsNn
— Andreas (@failion) June 28, 2018
6. Who even has time for this?
Nobody's arsed, mate. There's two World Cup games on that day. pic.twitter.com/95TWORqCPp
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 26, 2018
7. Vlad is just keeping an eye out.
VAR for that #ESP penalty call… pic.twitter.com/Q7ApRy7CO2
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 1, 2018
8. Their faith in Danny Welbeck is not huge.
Worrying times for #ENG forwards going into the Sweden game, with the following injury updates:
Vardy – groin injury, doubtful
Kane – "Bruised" and "aching"
Welbeck – fully fit, fairly shite— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 4, 2018
9. When England and Colombia were headed for a penalty shoot-out they basically gave up.
Just when you think football was coming home, it's shat itself, spewed out of the taxi window and is now on the side of the road crying. #ENGCOL
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 3, 2018
10. Their burns are as fiery as Marcos Rojo’s toaster.
Things Marcos Rojo can do:
– Score a late winner to send his country into the last 16.Things he can't do:
– Defend.
– Make toast pic.twitter.com/CJ3i9PPGP8— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 30, 2018
11. Turns out there’s an explanation for Muslera’s blunder against France.
Hugo Lloris eating a dragon fly was a clear 'power move'.
The Uruguay keeper has been a nervous wreck ever since. #URUFRA pic.twitter.com/f7aiH8aEro
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 6, 2018
12. They had a live feed of Leroy Sane’s house when Germany was eliminated.
Leroy Sane sitting at home watching this, laughing his f*cking bollocks off.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 27, 2018
13. German manager Joachim Löw’s bollocks got some action as well.
Joachim Loew is going to absolutely ransack his gooch senseless tonight.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 27, 2018
14. Like most people, Paddy Power is not a huge fan of Neymar’s behavior.
Neymar when someone makes contact with his foot. #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/DOI8RQ1u1N
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 2, 2018
15. But wait, are they right? Let’s check the VAR one last time…
Confirmation of that VAR decision. #BRACRC pic.twitter.com/22BGAgqljm
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 22, 2018
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