Why does this happen every. single. time?
1. It starts with this hilarious and, clearly, recognizable tweet.
*Movie's 10 second sex scene begins
My dad who's been missing for 12 years: hey whatcha watchin'
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) March 26, 2018
2. It inspires people to share their own hilariously awkward stories.
A group of us were watching Game Of Thrones at my sister’s hunting lodge. No one was supposed to be staying or checking in. A couple walked into ask about booking a room, their car had broken down. They chose to do it in the middle of a sex scene. pic.twitter.com/6OPR2U6puh
— Arcana7609 (@arcana7609) March 26, 2018
3. Is it a dad thing?
This was the story of my life with my dad. Everytime I was watching something that was getting even just a little racy, he would walk in the room. It’s like he had a sixth sense for it. 😂😂😂
— Alexandra W (@AlexandraW1031) March 27, 2018
4. IT EVEN HAPPENS WITH BOOKS.
I was reading Barker’s ‘Books of Blood’. My father picked up one volume and found the one page with a gay sex scene in the entire novel. It led to quite an awkward conversation.
— Dene Carter (@Fluttermind) March 27, 2018
5. And in case you were thinking video games are safe… think again.
Imagine 12-15 hours of tense stealth missions, high-octane firefights, as well as topical sociopolitical commentary, only for Dad to walk in during the five minutes Raiden is doing naked cartwheels while evading enemy soldiers. #MetalGearSolid #perfecttiming pic.twitter.com/u213griA6O
— Zeb Ekeroth (@ZebFX) March 27, 2018
6. What kind of monster…
One time I was buying something off craigslist from a teen (a teen!) and I walked in to his house right as the fingerbang scene in Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist started and he LEFT IT ON
— Pop Junkie (@popjunkie42) March 27, 2018
7. Wait… it’s not?
Lol throwback to me watching OitNB and my dad comes down during a sex scene and says “What is this, a show about girls having sex?”
— Collin Wade (@coll_wade) March 29, 2018
8. Imagine being stuck on an intercontinental flight with this.
Lady still has no clue. I'm laughing so hard I'm about too pee. LONG sex scene. And LOUD. Finally the lady sitting next to her leans over & tells her to push the ear bud jack the rest of the way in.
— Rick Merrick (@merrrd) March 30, 2018
9. That sounds unbearably awkward…
@careygarneau I will never forget when Corey’s dad came downstairs during the “bear fucker” scene in Super Troopers. I wanted to die.
— Becky (@becky_mochak) March 28, 2018
10. This is 100% true.
it’s in the boy scout manual, if you’re ever lost in the woods, just put on Requiem for a Dream and right when it gets to the Jennifer Connelly scene at the end (you know the one) your parents will appear.
— nate (@some_guy_nate) March 27, 2018
11. Let this be a lesson for all of you.
After reading all of your stories I think the lesson here is to start watching porn with your dad so as to prevent future awkwardness
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) March 29, 2018
Or, next time, just call it what it is.
Follow us on Instagram for more gems from social media!