When Elon Musk isn’t too busy creating the car of the future and launching rockets, he enjoys playing around with gadgets. He just released a new one, but it may be for reasons that could eat your brain…
1. Elon Musk has a new toy.
The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party! https://t.co/n2FiZimJia
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
2. Don’t roast deez nuts though.
3. If you do get one, be careful.
4. It’s a useful purchase, promised.
When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
5. People are actually buying them.
Your aggressive marketing tactics have me sold. pic.twitter.com/LR6j9lBG0P
— Muselk (@MrMuselk) January 28, 2018
6. That’s… not what she meant.
I have confirmed this size if perfect for flamethrowing children.
— Alex Ranttila (@RanttilaAlex) January 28, 2018
7. People want more.
Hmmm
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
8. This doesn’t sound unsafe at all…
Hmm … portal gun. Now that would be interesting.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
9. Apparently people are a little bit suspicious of Musk’s motives.
The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
10. His new Twitter bio isn’t very reassuring either.
11. See? It just doesn’t make logical sense.
You’d need millions of zombies for a so-called “apocalypse” anyway. Where would I even get a factory big enough to make so many!?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
12. The people still demand answers.
Perhaps. So what’s the REAL reason you’re creating a zombie apocalypse Elon?
— Michael E. Mann (@MichaelEMann) January 28, 2018
13. Oh my god.
This totally sounds like the thing a supervillain would say.
“Nope, I’m not evil, why would you say that, I’m just a billionaire that has spaceships and awesome futuristic cars”.
Wait, you’re Batman…
— RaĂşl Izquierdo RodrĂguez (@Zurdou) January 28, 2018
14. Flamethrowers may be illegal in Australia, but they have their own solutions for the clearly impending zombie apocalypse.
Ha. We have potato guns. pic.twitter.com/l4fuxay5rI
— Lord Facepalm (@CarlCleveland) January 28, 2018
15. Don’t worry, he’s aware it’s just silly.
Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
16. Well…
Unless you like fun
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
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