Charmin is an expert in two things: toilet paper and terrible jokes.
1. Let’s start with possibly the easiest one.
We always got your back(side)
— Charmin (@Charmin) October 24, 2017
2. When a jogger kept pooping in people’s gardens, Charmin stepped up. With a pun.
If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we'll give her a year's supply of TP to help with her "runs" 💩 #EnjoyTheGohttps://t.co/GgEAyYp6aM
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 20, 2017
3. The incident really woke up the bear.
4. They won’t run out of puns anytime soon.
5. It was truly a gift that kept on giving.
What can we say? We see a messy situation and we want to help wipe it away
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 23, 2017
6. The options are nearly endless.
Whatever it takes to flush this whole situation down the drain.
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 22, 2017
7. They know their strengths.
Our #2 skill IS puns but it's possible you'ld wipe us away when talking fish. We can bearly contain ourselves to see what you come up with.
— Charmin (@Charmin) October 6, 2017
8. They just love cheeky responses.
9. Sometimes all it takes is adding one single letter.
10. Mystery solved.
11. They’re open minded.
We don't recommend Charmin for those particular cheeks, but hey you do you!
— Charmin (@Charmin) August 29, 2017
12. This one even rhymes.
This little Storm Pooper is ready to go! #StormTroopers #StarWars @starwars @Charmin @jimmyfallon @TheEllenShow @mindy pic.twitter.com/bBMm2vujJG
— D W (@brentwood_mom) August 24, 2017
We’ve heard of a elves on shelves but we think a trooper on the pooper ROCKS!
— Charmin (@Charmin) August 24, 2017
13. This is just solid business advice.
You should always take care of the bottom line
— Charmin (@Charmin) August 17, 2017
14. *Ba dum, tss*
It's #NationalTellAJokeDay
Q: What's brown and sticky?…..wait for it……
A: A Stick
— Charmin (@Charmin) August 16, 2017
Shitty jokes aside, Charmin is on a roll.
