If you ever need inspiration for something to put in your Twitter or Instagram bio, all you need to do is ask fast food restaurant Wendy’s. They’ll have a random fact about bears to fit your needs.
1. Wendy’s is known for their quick wit on social media.
@Wendys I don't suppose you're hiring a spell checker pic.twitter.com/UDEvQcQFli
— Agent Walker (@takoyamasanliv1) October 6, 2017
Nope, but we are hirign one.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) October 6, 2017
2. Sometimes they get into rap battles with other fast food chains.
Please
They eat us now, they eat us later
Adding up our Wins on a calculatorYou're a laughless clown, or a king that's throneless
Let me get those wings uuuuhhhhhhh boneless https://t.co/vXdnQXf7UD— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 2, 2017
3. But mostly they’re there for you when you need some help with important questions.
Become a chain of restaurants
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 6, 2017
4. Wendy’s advice is taken very seriously.
like this? pic.twitter.com/VaBVDAL6AU
— Noah Ramirez (@moah380) October 6, 2017
5. So since it’s always difficult to come up with something original to put in your Twitter bio, why not ask Wendy’s?
Adult bears are not good at vertical jumping, so anything above 7 ½ feet would be out of reach for most bears.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 4, 2017
6. And of course people take this beary good advice seriously.
7. To help these people out, Wendy’s opened a can of bear facts.
Unlike many mammals, bears can see in color.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 4, 2017
8. They obviously know all about bears’ food preferences.
Of the 8 species of bears, the polar bear is mostly carnivorous, the giant panda feeds almost entirely on bamboo and the remaining six species are omnivorous with varied diets.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 5, 2017
9. These facts also make grizzly good senior quotes.
A group of bears is called a sloth.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 4, 2017
10. They’re of great koality.
Koala bears aren't bears: They're marsupials.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 5, 2017
11. The end is nowhere in sight.
Bears are excellent swimmers. They are also fast runners; they can run up to 30 miles per hour.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 6, 2017
12. Some of the details are truly grizzly.
Grizzly bears have a bite-force of over 8,000,000 pascals, enough to crush a bowling ball.
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 5, 2017
13. This explains everything.
A giant panda
— Wendy's (@Wendys) October 4, 2017
However, the biggest, most important question remains open. We’re waiting for your answer, Wendy’s.
