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This Instagram adds brutally honest quotes to pics of ‘happy’ couples

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We see pictures of happy couples all over the internet. Facebook, Instagram, you name it. Often enough, these happy and healthy looking relationships have some dark truths they don’t tell you about on social media. Instagram account Honest Couple changes that in a hilarious and brutally honest way…

 

1. Honest Couple takes a picture of a happy looking couple, both real and stock photos, and then adds a savage caption to it.

When we are alone he says a lot of racist stuff

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2. They’re painfully real.

The only thing I’ll miss in the breakup is his dog

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3. You can send them your own couples’ pic and they’ll post it with their own twist.

I can’t get over the fact that you dated my friend before you dated me

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4. Come on, man.

He’s only made me cum two times in two years

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5. Get it together, dude.

He feels threatened by my male friendships

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6. It happens more than you might think.

He repeats my jokes, but says them louder, so people think he’s funnier than me

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7. Kind of a strong reaction, but okay.

The way she tells stories makes me want to kill myself

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8. This is… quite an image.

He refuses to go down on me

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9. Really, Stephen? Is it actually different this time?

 

10. How… fun…

We haven’t had sex in ten months

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11. This seems like a good spot to end this blog.

That’s where I fantasize about burying your body

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Thanks for the tip, Tom!

 

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