Grocery shopping is one of the weekly tasks we have to do to stay alive. Sometimes it is quite the adventure, and with the adventure we mean a struggle full of heavy bags containing relatable experiences.
1. We start off with this expectation..
Me: "Grocery shopping with kids is fun!"
Narrator: He lied, cleaning up the eggs his son threw onto the floor of aisle two.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 24, 2017
2. Shopping with kids ain’t easy, and neither is it fast.
Kids begged me to let them do self check out at the grocery store & I'm pretty sure our milk will expire before we finish this adventure.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) July 7, 2017
3. This mother found a way to make their kids realize that.
My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a Mom so we went grocery shopping & I asked "Can we buy this?" until they cried & took me home.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 20, 2017
4. But for the ones without kids, there are enough other struggles. Like shopping carts.
There's no way to look cool trying to pull two shopping carts apart.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 15, 2017
5. What if..
I can't really think of anything worse than seeing someone I know in a store.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) July 13, 2017
6. It’s all a part of getting older.
Being an adult is mostly being excited to have a coupon for 2 boxes of waffles for $2.60 & realizing you forgot to use it when you get home.
— keith (@tchrquotes) August 2, 2015
7. Who’s idea is this??
Welcome to adulthood.
You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 4, 2019
8. This deserves an award.
I just carried in 23 bags of groceries by myself in one trip, and no one in this house acted impressed.
— keith (@tchrquotes) June 7, 2015
9. Do they have some sort of a mute button?
The loudest sound on Earth is my child asking an inappropriate question about another customer at the grocery store.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) March 29, 2018
10. This guy found the loophole.
Me: Quiet down or we're going straight home.
Me: Quiet down or we're staying here forever
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 28, 2016
12. But not only children can be annoying..
— ioanna (@ioanna_dem) September 8, 2019
13. Exhibit B.
My superpower is not bitch slapping you when you stop short in the grocery aisle to have a conversation with Karen up the street blocking the whole damn aisle NO ONE CARES ABOUT SHAWNS NEW COAST GUARD JOB GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY I NEED SOY SAUCE
— Healthy Living for Hot Messes (@HLFHM) February 28, 2018
14. Not all men are suited for grocery shopping.
Texting my wife 300 times while doing the grocery shopping to clarify every item on the list and also to ask what size and how many and which aisle is why I don’t have to go grocery shopping any more.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 9, 2019
15. Dads will be dads.
The best part about dad doing the family grocery shopping is the interrogation afterward.
“Why’d you buy this brand?”
“Did you get that on sale?”
“Were they really out of it, or did you forget?”
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) September 14, 2019
16. Grocery shopping is just so tiring.
When I got to the supermarket and they ask me if I need a bag I just go no thanks I can fit the eggs in the bags UNDER MY EYES
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) September 15, 2019
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