Sometimes customer care responses get monotonous after the 1000th “DM us” message. Fortunately there are brands like KFC, who like to mix things up.
1. The Colonel always respects your space.
Waiting for @KFC to respond like pic.twitter.com/nvwVq1d6ys
— Edge (@edgette22) October 20, 2017
You said you needed time. We’re just giving you space. DM us when you’re ready.
— KFC (@kfc) October 20, 2017
2. Ashley thought she caught KFC using a non-existent word.
You're a gooder, Ashley. https://t.co/cRHPaBpH6p
— KFC (@kfc) October 9, 2017
3. One of their secret spices is sarcasm.
Sorry about that. It takes 27 mins to prepare a batch of KFC and sometimes we underestimate demand. DM me and we'll look into it further.
— KFC (@kfc) October 18, 2017
4. Turns out you can become an actual colonel.
To obtain a Kentucky Colonel Commission, an applicant must be recommended by an individual who holds the title. https://t.co/sK7pBWVCqJ
— KFC (@kfc) September 11, 2017
5. Such a tease.
Patience. 😉
— KFC (@kfc) October 15, 2017
6. KFC apparently trains new hires with a virtual reality video, and some people feel left out.
Time to reapply, my friend.
— KFC (@kfc) August 24, 2017
7. And when Jamie snitched on Mitch…
8. The Colonel dispatched his troops.
I have my best people on it.
— KFC (@kfc) October 15, 2017
9. When someone implies KFC uses cloned or mutated chickens, they have a handy link ready.
— KFC (@kfc) November 7, 2017
10. Sometimes people tweet very specific things at them.
I love these two @kfc fellas showing their goat in the Heart of Tennessee meat goat show costume class. pic.twitter.com/0XDfWo3gWC
— Laura Vaught (@LauraVaught) October 8, 2017
These kids know how to goat show. pic.twitter.com/P2OSuWIexU
— KFC (@kfc) October 9, 2017
11. The Colonel gets nostalgic just like we all do.
A fun episode of @WHWMonday w @HeyHeyItsConrad & @tonyschiavone24 that proves Big Poppa Pump has your @kfc $5 Fillup holla if you hear him pic.twitter.com/99emkSl28B
— Paul Jordan (@pauljordanjr) October 2, 2017
^A photo of me from my paleo days.
— KFC (@kfc) October 2, 2017
12. When they re-introduced the original Colonel…
The original Colonel is back. And he brought his Original Recipe chicken. And flowers. pic.twitter.com/WJRlNJmBZj
— KFC (@kfc) August 8, 2017
13. And Tinder got a little thirsty…
It’d be an honor to have the world’s most charming man on Tinder 💐 pic.twitter.com/IA397sayPU
— Tinder (@Tinder) August 8, 2017
14. KFC appeared to bite…
We could make some sparks fly. pic.twitter.com/7iKFpuULNU
— KFC (@kfc) August 8, 2017
15. Tinder thought they had the Colonel right where they wanted him.
DM us.. or let’s get together and talk over a bucket of chicken instead 🍗
— Tinder (@Tinder) August 8, 2017
16. And brutally played hard to get.
A Colonel never DMs first. Pick a place to meet, I’m never too far away https://t.co/1oh77uwRlP
— KFC (@kfc) August 9, 2017
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