Sometimes customer care responses get monotonous after the 1000th “DM us” message. Fortunately there are brands like KFC, who like to mix things up.
1. The Colonel always respects your space.
You said you needed time. We’re just giving you space. DM us when you’re ready.
— KFC (@kfc) October 20, 2017
2. Ashley thought she caught KFC using a non-existent word.
3. One of their secret spices is sarcasm.
4. Turns out you can become an actual colonel.
5. Such a tease.
6. KFC apparently trains new hires with a virtual reality video, and some people feel left out.
7. And when Jamie snitched on Mitch…
8. The Colonel dispatched his troops.
I have my best people on it.
— KFC (@kfc) October 15, 2017
9. When someone implies KFC uses cloned or mutated chickens, they have a handy link ready.
10. Sometimes people tweet very specific things at them.
These kids know how to goat show. pic.twitter.com/P2OSuWIexU
— KFC (@kfc) October 9, 2017
11. The Colonel gets nostalgic just like we all do.
^A photo of me from my paleo days.
— KFC (@kfc) October 2, 2017
12. When they re-introduced the original Colonel…
13. And Tinder got a little thirsty…
It’d be an honor to have the world’s most charming man on Tinder 💐 pic.twitter.com/IA397sayPU
— Tinder (@Tinder) August 8, 2017
14. KFC appeared to bite…
We could make some sparks fly. pic.twitter.com/7iKFpuULNU
— KFC (@kfc) August 8, 2017
15. Tinder thought they had the Colonel right where they wanted him.
DM us.. or let’s get together and talk over a bucket of chicken instead 🍗
— Tinder (@Tinder) August 8, 2017
16. And brutally played hard to get.
A Colonel never DMs first. Pick a place to meet, I’m never too far away https://t.co/1oh77uwRlP
— KFC (@kfc) August 9, 2017
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