These people describing grocery shopping is everything we all go through

Me: "Grocery shopping with kids is fun!"

Narrator: He lied, cleaning up the eggs his son threw onto the floor of aisle two.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) October 24, 2017

Kids begged me to let them do self check out at the grocery store & I'm pretty sure our milk will expire before we finish this adventure.

— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) July 7, 2017

My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a Mom so we went grocery shopping & I asked "Can we buy this?" until they cried & took me home.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 20, 2017

There's no way to look cool trying to pull two shopping carts apart.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 15, 2017

I can't really think of anything worse than seeing someone I know in a store.

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) July 13, 2017

Being an adult is mostly being excited to have a coupon for 2 boxes of waffles for $2.60 & realizing you forgot to use it when you get home.

— keith (@tchrquotes) August 2, 2015

Welcome to adulthood.

You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 4, 2019

I just carried in 23 bags of groceries by myself in one trip, and no one in this house acted impressed.

— keith (@tchrquotes) June 7, 2015

The loudest sound on Earth is my child asking an inappropriate question about another customer at the grocery store.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) March 29, 2018

[grocery shopping]

Me: Quiet down or we're going straight home.

Kids: Yeah!

Me: Quiet down or we're staying here forever

Kids: *silence*

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 28, 2016

when your mum runs into her friend at the supermarket and won’t stop talking#GNTMgr pic.twitter.com/qMbgM3xx6m

— ioanna (@imnotjoo) September 8, 2019

My superpower is not bitch slapping you when you stop short in the grocery aisle to have a conversation with Karen up the street blocking the whole damn aisle NO ONE CARES ABOUT SHAWNS NEW COAST GUARD JOB GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY I NEED SOY SAUCE

— Healing for Hot Messes (@TheMandiEm) February 28, 2018

Texting my wife 300 times while doing the grocery shopping to clarify every item on the list and also to ask what size and how many and which aisle is why I don’t have to go grocery shopping any more.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 9, 2019

The best part about dad doing the family grocery shopping is the interrogation afterward.

“Why’d you buy this brand?”

“Did you get that on sale?”

“Were they really out of it, or did you forget?”

— Dad Bits (@DadBits) September 14, 2019