{"id":68846,"date":"2020-05-28T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-28T14:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=68846"},"modified":"2020-05-28T16:36:20","modified_gmt":"2020-05-28T15:36:20","slug":"13-typisch-nederlandse-oneliners-die-niemand-meer-wil-horen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/13-typisch-nederlandse-oneliners-die-niemand-meer-wil-horen\/","title":{"rendered":"31 typisch Nederlandse oneliners die niemand meer wil horen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Nederlandse uitspraken, iedereen kent ze wel. Van lekker uitwaaien tot de bon boven je bed, Nederlanders lijken niets liever te doen dan continu dezelfde oneliners te recyclen. Thank god voor Twitter, want Aisha besloot om Twitter te vragen wat zij nou eigenlijk allemaal horen in het dagelijks leven, en dat hebben wij op een rijtje gezet voor jullie.<\/p>\n<p><em>Dit artikel verscheen eerder op 8 mei 2019.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Aisha was er helemaal klaar mee en besloot maar een lijstje met oneliners te maken..<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Kennen jullie dat? Van die typisch Nederlandse one-liners? <\/p>\n<p>Zoals wanneer je met een bos bloemen ergens komt en er altijd wel een grapjas is die zegt:\u201dDat had je nou niet hoeven doen!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Aisha Scheuer (@gipsbek) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gipsbek\/status\/1065682254276501505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Haha, leuke grap oom Gert.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Of wanneer er wordt gevraagd wat je wilt drinken en je zegt:\u201dMaakt niet uit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDAT HEBBEN WE NIET\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aisha (@gipsbek) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gipsbek\/status\/1065682304692092929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. In principe mogen er geen grappen worden gemaakt over de kapper.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">-Ben je naar de kapper geweest?<br \/>\n-Ja.<br \/>\n-Goh, wanneer maakt hij het af?<\/p>\n<p>Ook zo\u2019n dijenkletser!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sebastiaan Zoet-de Munck. \ud83d\udd74\ud83c\udffb (@SeWTFstiaaN) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SeWTFstiaaN\/status\/1065933353726169088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">23 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. En dan is het altijd net iemand die je echt niet wilde zien..<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">2 keer dezelfde persoon tegengekomen,<br \/>\ndan is er vast wel een die zegt:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bij de 3e keer trakteren h\u00e9&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Robin de Jongh (@RobindeJ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RobindeJ\/status\/1065683868727029761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>..Zie je.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\"><p>\u2014 Aisha (@gipsbek) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gipsbek\/status\/1065684640202178560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Nee. Het is herfst.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Als je een beetje snotterig bent:<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Ja, het heerst h\u00e8.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marieke van der Lek (@Mrieklek) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mrieklek\/status\/1065704782030094337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Wow! nog nooit deze grap gehoord.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Wanneer je een foto hebt geplaatst die iemand anders van jou heeft gemaakt en die persoon reageert op de foto:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Zo! Goeie fotograaf hoor!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dennis Gerritsen (@Dennboss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dennboss\/status\/1068155163679039490?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">29 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Lekker zand in je mond en haren in je gezicht.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Of even uitwaaien. Ik woon hier al 18 jaar en snap hem nog steeds niet. Waarom zou je willen uitwaaien?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elena Lommers (@elenalommers) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elenalommers\/status\/1065937680503050240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">23 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Nee. Kan je het even uitleggen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">\u2018Kon je het vinden?\u2019<br \/>\nAls je voor het eerst bij iemand aankomt.<\/p>\n<p>JA, IK BEN ER TOCH?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pascal (@Pascaldegier) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pascaldegier\/status\/1065683282250088448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Voor deze grap moet een boete komen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">&#8220;Wilt u de kassabon?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nee, hang maar boven je bed hahaha!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marjet (@MarjetC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarjetC\/status\/1065859227409883136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">23 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. Laat. Me. Met. Rust.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">\u2018Ik ga even naar het toilet.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018DAT MOET JE ZELLUF DOEN HEHE!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nina Juffermans (@NinaJuffermans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NinaJuffermans\/status\/1065701509458026496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. Deze ontzettend originele grap bestaat al tientallen jaren.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">En deze.<\/p>\n<p>Iemands telefoon gaat.<br \/>\n\u2018WE HEBBEN EEN BELLER!\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Merel Morre (@MerelMorre) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MerelMorre\/status\/1065720049099567104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">22 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. En dit is precies hoe je het ongemakkelijk maakt.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Als er meerdere mensen op hun telefoon zitten &#8220;zo, is het de mobiele eenheid hier?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elly Scheele (@EllyScheele) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EllyScheele\/status\/1065881104614391808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">23 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>13. Deze is ook zeer vervelend:<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"nl\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">*kassa doet het niet*<br \/>\nIedere Nederlander: HaHA Ja, nU iS dIe GrAtIs!!1!1<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Levi Visser (@BlameItOnLevi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlameItOnLevi\/status\/1065887360318087169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">23 november 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>14. Waarom mensen deze vraag \u00fcberhaupt stellen is ons een raadsel. Sinds wanneer is naar de WC gaan een hele opgave?<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/14.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134091\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/14.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"516\" height=\"84\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/14.png 516w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/14-300x49.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>15. Zelfs als je rent ben je niet veilig.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/15.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134108\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/15.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"531\" height=\"81\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/15.png 531w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/15-300x46.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>16. Deze grap:<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/16.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134107\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/16.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"528\" height=\"84\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/16.png 528w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/16-300x48.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>17. En dan heel hard in je gezicht gaan lachen.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/17.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134106\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/17.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"84\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/17.png 522w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/17-300x48.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>18. Hoe irriteer je mensen die iets laten vallen 101.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/18.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134105\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/18.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"531\" height=\"81\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/18.png 531w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/18-300x46.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>19. Drukke boel in de kerk dan met al die kinderen die daar worden geboren.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/19.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134104\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/19.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"102\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/19.png 522w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/19-300x59.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>20. Nee ben ff op bezoek bij mijn oma. Ja, die woont in de Albert Heijn ja.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/20.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134103\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/20.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"522\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/20.png 522w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/20-300x84.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>21. Ok\u00e9, ik ga er meteen weer vandoor ja?<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134102\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/21.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"408\" height=\"89\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/21.png 408w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/21-300x65.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>22. Ja Gerda, pleur die auto maar ernaast. We hebben toch niks te doen verder.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/22.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134101\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/22.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"516\" height=\"83\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/22.png 516w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/22-300x48.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>23. Als je nog een keer zo\u00b4n opmerking maakt wel ja.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/23.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/23.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"522\" height=\"82\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/23.png 522w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/23-300x47.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>24. Maar jongens, als jullie dachten dat jullie het zwaar hebben&#8230; Kijk maar snel mee naar deze originele winkeliers en hun oneliners.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134099\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/24.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"453\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/24.png 453w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/24-300x50.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>25. Nee, en daarom zijn er dus supermarkten.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/25.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134098\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/25.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"516\" height=\"87\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/25.png 516w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/25-300x51.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>26. Kan je vermoeidheid door klanten afschrijven bij de belasting?<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/26.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134097\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/26.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"528\" height=\"138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/26.png 528w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/26-300x78.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>27. Geslaagd voor je oneliner examen of wat?<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/27.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134096\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/27.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"525\" height=\"93\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/27.png 525w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/27-300x53.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>28. Meer dan jij.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/28.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134095\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/28.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"525\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/28.png 525w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/28-300x60.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>29. Menig Nederlander valt terug in hun puberteit waarin dit soort oneliners nog w\u00e9l om te lachen zijn.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/29.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134094\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/29.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"516\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/29.png 516w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/29-300x61.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>30. Je staat in de finale voor de meest afgezaagde oneliner in de geschiedenis, dat kan je winnen.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/30.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134093\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/30.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"528\" height=\"99\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/30.png 528w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/30-300x56.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>31. En als afsluiter een goede samenvatting van hoe Nederlanders met elkaar communiceren. Maar geef toe, het is zo lekker makkelijk h\u00e9..<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-134092\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/31.png\" alt=\"oneliners\" width=\"516\" height=\"89\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/31.png 516w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/05\/31-300x52.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lees ook<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/zomervakantie-media-markt\/\">11 fijne gevolgen van Nederlanders die thuis zomervakantie vieren<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Zoek jij nog een toffe stage als designer, creative, copywriter of redacteur? Dan hebben we goed nieuws! Tijdens de zomermaanden en vanaf september zoeken wij nog stagiairs. Check onze <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocialjobs.com\/bedrijf\/the-best-social\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">stagevacatures op The Best Social Jobs.<\/a> <\/b><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B8_n68klJu3\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Nederlandse uitspraken, iedereen kent ze wel. 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