{"id":401464,"date":"2026-01-06T11:58:31","date_gmt":"2026-01-06T10:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=401464"},"modified":"2026-01-06T11:58:31","modified_gmt":"2026-01-06T10:58:31","slug":"versprekingen-uitdrukkingen-spreekwoorden-gezegden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/versprekingen-uitdrukkingen-spreekwoorden-gezegden\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00f3g 16 lachwekkende versprekingen die compleet van het potje af zijn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soms werken je hersenen n\u00e9t wat sneller dan je tong, en kraam je klinkklare onzin uit. Je voegt een letter toe, laat een essentieel onderdeel van een zin weg of wisselt wat woorden om. Gebeuren kan. We plaatsten onlangs op <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DTAKNy3AWpn\/?img_index=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram<\/a> een paar versprekingen die een &#8216;staande ovulatie&#8217; verdienen, en uit de comments bleek al snel dat er veel meer voorbeelden op jullie Netflix gebrand staan. Daarom hebben we hieronder n\u00f3g zestien versprekingen voor je op een rijtje gezet. Gewoon, zodat je niet naast de boot pist.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u2013 Onze artikelen vaker op je beeldscherm? Volg ons op <a href=\"https:\/\/profile.google.com\/cp\/Cg0vZy8xMXhuNzVnc2I1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google<\/a> om niets te missen! \u2013<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Het begon allemaal met d\u00e9ze versprekingen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DTAKNy3AWpn\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\">\n<div style=\"padding: 16px;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 19% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;\">Dit bericht op Instagram bekijken<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: auto;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DTAKNy3AWpn\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Een bericht gedeeld door The Best Social Media &#8211; NL (@thebestsocialmedianl)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Jullie vielen direct met de deur in het vrijgezelle huis&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401480\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.19.51.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=04ef8795577a3d3a0a483255cf4b9e534ac4ed67b8c1ed38de1e2f4448c71e93&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"woning\" width=\"560\" height=\"144\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Hoe wist je het?!<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-401465 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6001.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=b6595c12db6b02249e6b2614cb95f2fe26683d49dc4b3473e9fd8fb514c00332&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"voorspellen versprekingen\" width=\"589\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6001.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=b6595c12db6b02249e6b2614cb95f2fe26683d49dc4b3473e9fd8fb514c00332&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 589w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6001-300x260.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=11c11b52350efedac276ad07202c1a0e10a185853ed451aa094947c996b8de10&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 589px) 100vw, 589px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. De versprekingen van deze moeder worden flink op de hak genomen.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401469\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.15.31.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=6f40b7462ceb3a793d057dec3cb2dee793d35c198349efec5b68d9143532b2f2&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"versprekingen\" width=\"576\" height=\"594\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Eindelijk zindelijk.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401470\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.15.35.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=444fa8e8689653e7a6a1878b9e8bbac197befe72f4f9516a6a08692fb946f809&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"potje\" width=\"568\" height=\"196\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Aan sommige versprekingen wil je je (geadopteerde) vingers niet branden.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-401466 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6002.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=48c3749ffcd3e22b1bb71f2094397aa119efffb1f13e8a4829c214bfad237916&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"vinger versprekingen\" width=\"554\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6002.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=48c3749ffcd3e22b1bb71f2094397aa119efffb1f13e8a4829c214bfad237916&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 554w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6002-300x276.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=5e0d7dd3c642e1ae8267086a99f91b4f23c82f0da5e77d4945cc76cfd0f96067&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Dan ga je als een kiep zonder kop te werk.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-401471 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.15.50.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=1c3e7d6ed6753dbd9d377a331219e2602c98575c297a2fd0742fc72548d80fe0&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"kip\" width=\"562\" height=\"272\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Blijkbaar heeft Jan niet alleen een korte achternaam.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-401487 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6003-1.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=bb99025a3bc8c2f6743fdf05da1922f08cdb9171c726019ecd5d03db844b813b&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"achternaam\" width=\"589\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6003-1.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=bb99025a3bc8c2f6743fdf05da1922f08cdb9171c726019ecd5d03db844b813b&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 589w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/IMG_6003-1-300x271.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=26c8e3846cfdd5ac466dee23e6689a76b2aba495bac449ee5e6fb64fb9e3d4da&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 589px) 100vw, 589px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Zoveel opties zijn er niet&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401474\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.16.27.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=981e858883f46da9c8ebf5ca843311a26ca7c08d094202abfedf18bd38a56b9e&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"versprekingen\" width=\"478\" height=\"166\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. W\u00e1t een verandering.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401475\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.16.33.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=b15c4a80d1e6e7987a584c4e143b94064435133becaf654efbc9c9742bc55a86&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"gedraaid\" width=\"506\" height=\"168\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. Sommige versprekingen maken een zin alleen maar beter.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-401472 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.16.01.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=d8bdeaf4e190f2946c19fe97fe6effff56ca44573b13a0447d81c86a0656d121&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"versprekingen\" width=\"576\" height=\"268\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. Oh.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401476\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.16.54.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=9e2417b66a968882eef79267cd45dcc50fd6fec0112998bd837f5d8c223e07e7&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"kinderen\" width=\"574\" height=\"194\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>13. Wanneer je je dekbedovertrek na poging 3858 nog niet om je deken heen krijgt.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401477\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.17.05.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=74bd1658ff3adbcc7c7adb14eb9b9c5ca0781b7ca3a535f151625abf3d03ccac&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"huishoudelijk\" width=\"562\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>14. Sommige versprekingen zijn onbetaalbaar.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401473\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.16.13.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=8afb842bc8c86b5c26ac4f08a4f026b55b6a08ad468d03bb0a5ebc74c4765b74&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"salaris\" width=\"582\" height=\"344\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>15. Klinkt goed.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-401478\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2026\/01\/Scherm%C2%ADafbeelding-2026-01-05-om-17.18.05.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260731%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260731T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=16072a5d00b489f3972084bfbacbc6225b56042e9a9de750e9a70a4fb4a45497&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"eieren\" width=\"554\" height=\"204\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>16. 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