{"id":357555,"date":"2025-03-24T00:36:59","date_gmt":"2025-03-23T23:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=357555"},"modified":"2025-03-24T00:36:59","modified_gmt":"2025-03-23T23:36:59","slug":"excuusjes-absurd-afspraken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/excuusjes-absurd-afspraken\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00edt zijn de meest absurde excuusjes om onder afspraken uit te komen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"gmail-p1\">Hele dagen werken, een sociaal leven onderhouden, je gezicht laten zien in de sportschool en dan ook nog eens met een glimlach op de kringverjaardag van tante Trees verschijnen: soms heb je er gewoon effe genoeg van. Maar hoe kom je onder zo\u2019n verplichting uit? Tuurlijk, gewoon zeggen dat je geen zin hebt is het meest eerlijk, maar dat zal niet iedereen je in dank afnemen. Daarom verzinnen velen liever een <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wandelaar-blunder-zoektocht-perfecte-smoes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">smoesje<\/a>. De welbekende lekke band of dubbele afspraken zijn inmiddels niet zo geloofwaardig meer, dus heeft deze Reddit-gebruiker wat nieuwe excuusjes nodig\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/nederlands\/comments\/1jdkxrc\/absurd_excuus_om_ergens_niet_naartoe_te_gaan\/?sort=confidence\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Deze Reddit-gebruiker<\/a> is benieuwd naar de meest gekke excuusjes die anderen ooit hebben gebruikt.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357574 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-eerste.png\" alt=\"excuses\" width=\"1190\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-eerste.png 1190w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-eerste-300x89.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-eerste-1024x305.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-eerste-768x228.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1190px) 100vw, 1190px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Een zomeravond me- uh, zonder jou.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357578 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-kerst.png\" alt=\"excuses\" width=\"734\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-kerst.png 734w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-kerst-300x92.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 734px) 100vw, 734px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Het is niet voor niks een ex(cuus).<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357575 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ex.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"802\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ex.png 802w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ex-300x102.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ex-768x260.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 802px) 100vw, 802px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Hier moet je schijt aan hebben.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357573 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-diarrree.png\" alt=\"excuusjes\" width=\"474\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-diarrree.png 474w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-diarrree-300x119.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. De dag daarna weer opgestaan?<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357579 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-overleden.png\" alt=\"excuusjes\" width=\"800\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-overleden.png 800w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-overleden-300x85.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-overleden-768x217.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Als je dat leest, zit de schrik er goed in.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357580 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-schrikkeljaar.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"794\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-schrikkeljaar.png 794w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-schrikkeljaar-300x86.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-schrikkeljaar-768x221.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 794px) 100vw, 794px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Dit geloven we meteen.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357577 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-goudvis.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"516\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-goudvis.png 516w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-goudvis-300x113.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Worden er tenminste nog ergens werkzaamheden uitgevoerd.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357781 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-werkzaam-heden.png\" alt=\"excuusjes\" width=\"854\" height=\"248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-werkzaam-heden.png 854w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-werkzaam-heden-300x87.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-werkzaam-heden-768x223.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 854px) 100vw, 854px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Staat alvast in de agenda.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-357782 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ziek.png\" alt=\"excuusjes\" width=\"684\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ziek.png 684w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/excuus-ziek-300x81.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 684px) 100vw, 684px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><strong><em>Nog niet uitgelezen? Dat snappen we. Lees dan hier <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/alarm-excuses-verkeer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">een artikel<\/a> over de manier van excuses aanbieden in het verkeer. 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