{"id":29833,"date":"2021-01-11T17:15:42","date_gmt":"2021-01-11T16:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/debestesocialmedia.nl\/?p=29833"},"modified":"2021-01-11T17:22:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-11T16:22:12","slug":"14-keer-leukste-tweets-zware-leven-sylvia-witteman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/14-keer-leukste-tweets-zware-leven-sylvia-witteman\/","title":{"rendered":"14 keer leukste tweets over het zware leven van Sylvia Witteman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Schrijver en columnist <a href=\"https:\/\/partner.bol.com\/click\/click?p=2&amp;t=url&amp;s=1107111&amp;f=TXL&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bol.com%2Fnl%2Ff%2Foverdag-bang-en-s-avonds-dronken%2F9300000005582514%2F&amp;name=Overdag%20bang%20en%20's%20avonds%20dronken%2C%20Sylvia%20Witteman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sylvia Witteman<\/a> is \u00e9\u00e9n van de populairste Twitteraars van Nederland. En terecht! Ze heeft duizenden volgers\u00a0die ze elke dag op\u00a0een flinke dosis tweets trakteert. Wij hebben de leukste op een rij gezet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Sylvia heeft een heel zwaar leven.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Ik vind het zo\u2019n gedoe, lui. Het leven.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/872809099670499329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 8, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Maar echt een heel zwaar leven.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Ik moet zo op reis en ik word zo verschrikkelijk moe van het leven. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2rpZPLKqbG\">pic.twitter.com\/2rpZPLKqbG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/856452489297711104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Haar kinderen verpesten haar gloednieuwe keukenapparatuur.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Die schijtkinderen hebben mijn mooie nieuwe broodrooster ontheiligd! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qRzuKtniHQ\">pic.twitter.com\/qRzuKtniHQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/876691689594789888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 19, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Maar het apparaat zelf blijkt het ook niet fantastisch te doen.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Dit kreng kostte 150 euro. Hij doet eindeloos over het roosteren, en tot slot lanceert hij de boterhammen met veel kracht de natte gootsteen in. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BfhpOh3OyB\">pic.twitter.com\/BfhpOh3OyB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/1314100444352909312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 8, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Haar kinderen zijn ook wel fan van het sturen van beledigende appjes.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Mijn kinderen zijn ZO lollig. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/doByxbYsFq\">pic.twitter.com\/doByxbYsFq<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/1246387656956743680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-162362\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/EUwO9ugXYAIopFv-e1610366500750.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"705\" height=\"705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/EUwO9ugXYAIopFv-e1610366500750.jpeg 705w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/EUwO9ugXYAIopFv-e1610366500750-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/EUwO9ugXYAIopFv-e1610366500750-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Ze wil graag de onderste steen boven hebben.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Waarom heet maandverband &#39;Always&#39;?! Het zijn toch maar 3 dagen per maand? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZL7dHSYMlx\">pic.twitter.com\/ZL7dHSYMlx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/861192699747160065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 7, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. En Sylvia Witteman deelt het altijd trouw met haar volgers als ze iets nieuws ontdekt.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Ik kwam twee verontrustende vleesproducten tegen bij de Lidl. De &#39;slavlinder\u2019 en de \u2018spekfakkel\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/867048938695733250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8.\u00a0Haar wijsheden zouden niet misstaan op tegeltjes.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Als je het een beetje efficient aanpakt kost het huishouden verbazend weinig tijd. Tenzij je kinderen hebt, dan is alles verloren.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/870921862435545088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4>9. En <a href=\"https:\/\/partner.bol.com\/click\/click?p=2&amp;t=url&amp;s=1107111&amp;f=TXL&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bol.com%2Fnl%2Ff%2Foverdag-bang-en-s-avonds-dronken%2F9300000005582514%2F&amp;name=Overdag%20bang%20en%20's%20avonds%20dronken%2C%20Sylvia%20Witteman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sylvia Witteman<\/a> steekt haar mening niet onder stoelen of banken.<\/h4>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Gat-ver-damme. Je weet niet wat je proeft. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/HnquYEJ6Bb\">pic.twitter.com\/HnquYEJ6Bb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/849659598558699520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. Zo geldt dat ook voor haar mening over <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/black-friday\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Black Friday<\/a>, of eerder Black Weeks.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">TIEF TOCH OP MET JE WEKENLANGE BLACK FRIDAY!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/1331904195113459712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 26, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. En geeft ze het duidelijk aan wanneer ze niet tevreden is.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Ik krijg geregeld verzoeken om schrijftips van jongere collega&#39;s. Ik geef dan altijd antwoord, vaak vrij uitgebreid. En in de helft van de gevallen krijg ik dan niks meer te horen, niet eens &#39;bedankt&#39; of zo. Ben ik nou een heel oude trut dat ik dat onbeleefd vind?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/1227272486590599168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 11, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. Ze heeft haar directheid in ieder geval niet van een vreemde.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Ik leer mijn oude moeder whatsappen. Ze is best vlot van begrip! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lXSTtH4UEs\">pic.twitter.com\/lXSTtH4UEs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/858983882456272896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>13. En een andere bekende liet haar nog even goed schrikken.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Mijn oude vader, altijd om 6 uur wakker, sliep om 8 uur nog steeds. Toen dachten we dat hij dood was. We vonden het wel een mooi einde. Maar hij bleek helemaal niet dood, alleen eindelijk eens uitgeslapen. Hij zit nu te ontbijten. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/altijdwat?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#altijdwat<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/1331137986222825472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 24, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>14. Tot slot weet ze het (voor sommigen) tragische jaar 2020 weer goed te verpakken in een tweet.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Weer een jaar voorbij zonder kerstpakket. Het tragische lot van de zzp-er: Zelfstandige Zonder Pakket.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sylvia Witteman (@sylviawitteman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\/status\/1339840561663139841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 18, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wij zijn in ieder geval gek op Sylvia Witteman. Je kunt haar <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sylviawitteman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hier<\/a> volgen.<\/p>\n<p>Lees ook <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/schrijfster-staat-perplex-door-reactie-op-sollicitatie-en-biedt-fel-weerwoord\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dit artikel<\/a> over een schrijfster die perplex staat door een reactie op een sollicitatie.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trouwens, volg je ons al op <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thebestsocialmedianl\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram<\/a>?<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CJ3fZEGKaMA\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"13\">\n<div style=\"padding: 16px;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 19% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;\">Dit bericht bekijken op Instagram<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: auto;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CJ3fZEGKaMA\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Een bericht gedeeld door The Best Social Media &#8211; NL (@thebestsocialmedianl)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<script async defer src=\"\/instagram-embed.js\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schrijver en columnist Sylvia Witteman is \u00e9\u00e9n van de populairste Twitteraars van Nederland. 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