{"id":257778,"date":"2023-06-13T11:27:45","date_gmt":"2023-06-13T10:27:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=257778"},"modified":"2023-06-13T11:27:45","modified_gmt":"2023-06-13T10:27:45","slug":"lammert-rietjes-tips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/lammert-rietjes-tips\/","title":{"rendered":"Met deze hilarische tips (en een kettingzaag) krijg je die rietjes er binnen no time in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Het is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/warm-zomer-heet-temperatuur-hittegolf\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bloedheet<\/a>, je hebt dorst en wil zo snel mogelijk dat heerlijke koele pakje drinken achterover gooien. Maar tegen de tijd dat je dat onmogelijke papieren rietje in dat kleine gaatje hebt gekregen, is je keel al droger dan de uitgestrekte zandvlaktes in de Gobiwoestijn. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lammert\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lammert<\/a> was helemaal klaar met deze rietjes en vraagt uit pure wanhoop om hulp op Twitter. Gelukkig krijgt hij een hoop hilarische tips.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Het gaat voor de zoveelste keer fout met die rietjes en Lammert is er helemaal klaar mee.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Hoe doen mensen dit? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WGqkrpXI5O\">pic.twitter.com\/WGqkrpXI5O<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lammert de Bruin (@lammert) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lammert\/status\/1667971676028510209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Hij kan de rietjes-struggle echt niet verdragen en vraagt zich af of er hiermee geen rechten worden geschonden.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Lijkt me dat dit volledig ingaat tegen de Geneefse Conventie.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lammert de Bruin (@lammert) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lammert\/status\/1667972745622175744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Gelukkig krijgt hij een hoop tips van lotgenoten.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"pt\">Simpel <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tMqE04NUxt\">pic.twitter.com\/tMqE04NUxt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marc Speelman (@marcspeelman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/marcspeelman\/status\/1667993717595095040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"qme\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/IrT1SVQk3C\">pic.twitter.com\/IrT1SVQk3C<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Archie Bunker \ud83d\udd2b (@ArchieBunkerbom) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ArchieBunkerbom\/status\/1668254509758402562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 12, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Waren we allemaal maar zo scherp.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Pak je Zwitserse zakmes en maak een gaatje. Is niet ingewikkeld hoor<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Natasja Vugts (@DiagonaalVugts) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DiagonaalVugts\/status\/1668245269983514632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 12, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Deze methode gaat als een speer.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"qme\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/IevMwvVrz8\">pic.twitter.com\/IevMwvVrz8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Archie Bunker \ud83d\udd2b (@ArchieBunkerbom) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ArchieBunkerbom\/status\/1668254625172975618?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 12, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Grof geweld gebruiken lijkt de enige manier om dit voor elkaar te krijgen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Kettingzaag is de enige manier\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joey Teekamp (@JoeyPresenteert) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeyPresenteert\/status\/1667973384083329024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"qme\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8w57JoWBpO\">pic.twitter.com\/8w57JoWBpO<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alexander van Netten (@AlexvanNetten) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlexvanNetten\/status\/1668012493296263172?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Soms moet het geluk gewoon even aan je zijde staan.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Met vertrouwen, wilskracht en heel veel geluk.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Yvette van Kampen \ud83d\udd4a\ud83c\udf0d\ud83c\udf97 (@YvvOnFire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YvvOnFire\/status\/1667971984867696640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Ook op straat staan de slachtoffers wanhopig om zich heen te kijken, maar gelukkig schoot iemand te hulp in deze schrijnende situatie.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Vorige week heb ik voor een voorbijganger de capri-sun open geprikt met het papieren rietje, omdat het haar niet lukte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lydia van Rooijen (@Lydienee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lydienee\/status\/1668255977592836097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 12, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Maar sommigen zijn gewoon helemaal klaar met de rietjes en geven het op.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Puntje afknippen en in een glas gieten<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rick (@RickAfcA013) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RickAfcA013\/status\/1667973944421367810?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2023<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lees ook: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/nederlanders-verschrikkelijk-daten\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Deze Nederlanders bewijzen hoe verschrikkelijk (leuk) daten kan zijn<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Over leuke content gesproken, volg je ons al op <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thebestsocialmedianl\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram<\/a>?<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; 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