{"id":225874,"date":"2023-04-12T16:01:31","date_gmt":"2023-04-12T15:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=225874"},"modified":"2023-04-13T16:16:22","modified_gmt":"2023-04-13T15:16:22","slug":"sleutels-per-ongeluk-weggooien-tankstation-mark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/sleutels-per-ongeluk-weggooien-tankstation-mark\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark gooit sleutels per ongeluk in prullenbak en neemt drastisch besluit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Voor veel mensen is het hun grootste angst als ze iets weggooien: dat ze per ongeluk hun sleutels erachteraan mieteren. Dit overkwam Mark, die wat sleutels kwijtraken betreft al een <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/watch\/?v=382413328877560\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">behoorlijk track record<\/a> heeft. Als hij ze ditmaal echter niet meteen kan vinden in de vuilniszak waarin hij ze gegooid heeft, zit er voor Mark niets anders op: hij neemt een drastisch besluit.<\/p>\n<p>-Dit artikel plaatsten we eerder, maar is nog altijd even hilarisch-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Wees gewaarschuwd: als je ook sleutel-weggooi-angst hebt, komt dit verhaal behoorlijk dichtbij.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Voor wie dacht een kutdag te hebben en effe wil lachen. Komt ie. Ik moest tanken en ik dacht, ik gooi meteen even m\u2019n lege blikje Fanta weg. Terwijl ik dat doe vliegt ook mijn autosleutel uit m\u2019n hand \u00edn de prullenbak. Zo\u2019n ding dus: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/KSOCeeMEww\">pic.twitter.com\/KSOCeeMEww<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark van der Molen (@MarkvdMolen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkvdMolen\/status\/1582747643151011840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Normaal wordt Mark altijd heel blij van <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/gezouten-mening\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">zoveel fast food<\/a>, maar ditmaal komt het effe niet uit.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Dan denk je.. die ligt bovenop. Maar dit is zo\u2019n Shell met een KFC, Maccie, Starbucks \u00e9n BK eromheen. Dus alles is leeg karton en m\u2019n sleutels zijn veel zwaarder. Dus ik sta als een ZWERRIE 3 minuten lang tot aan m\u2019n SCHOUDER vloekend in die bak te graaien.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark van der Molen (@MarkvdMolen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkvdMolen\/status\/1582747646049284096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Om d\u00edt besluit te nemen op het moment dat drie mensen je argwanend staan aan te kijken, moet je wel lef hebben.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Inmiddels zijn er 3 mensen een beetje dubieus kijkend bij komen staan. Ze willen me aanspreken maar durven het niet. Op dat moment besluit ik zonder iets te zeggen dat kreng open te breken, de hele zak van eruit te halen en in m\u2019n auto te leggen zodat ik thuis verder kan zoeken.. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/MBJ7SnKWCt\">pic.twitter.com\/MBJ7SnKWCt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark van der Molen (@MarkvdMolen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkvdMolen\/status\/1582747652726607873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Mark heeft nog mazzel dat &#8216;ie een moderne auto met detecteerbare sleutels bezit.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Die zit in de zak en dus start mijn auto als ie \u2018m detecteert.. \ud83e\udd72<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mark van der Molen (@MarkvdMolen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkvdMolen\/status\/1582748633593614336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Gelukkig kent dit verhaal een goede afloop, zo zien we op Marks stories.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-226027 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels-576x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels-576x1024.png 576w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels-169x300.png 169w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels-768x1365.png 768w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels-864x1536.png 864w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels-1152x2048.png 1152w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2022\/10\/mark-sleutels.png 1242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. 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