{"id":205860,"date":"2022-04-07T14:39:55","date_gmt":"2022-04-07T13:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=205860"},"modified":"2022-04-07T15:47:16","modified_gmt":"2022-04-07T14:47:16","slug":"13-creepy-uitspraken-van-kinderen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/13-creepy-uitspraken-van-kinderen\/","title":{"rendered":"13 creepy uitspraken van kinderen die je doen twijfelen aan je kinderwens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De meeste <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/chantal-klassenuitje-humor\/\">kinderen zijn schattig<\/a>, maar ze kunnen ook doodeng uit de hoek komen &#8211; wie ooit The Exorcist, The Sixth Sense of een vlog van de Bellinga&#8217;s heeft gekeken, kan dit waarschijnlijk wel beamen. Schrijfster Lilah Sturges ondervond dit in levende lijve, toen haar dochter op vier- of vijfjarige leeftijd opeens claimde in een vorig leven met een zeeman genaamd Brad Huffington getrouwd te zijn geweest. Of Lilahs dochter de waarheid spreekt of gewoon een rijke fantasie heeft laten we bij gebrek aan bewijs maar even in het midden. Het inspireerde andere Twitter-gebruikers in ieder geval om hun meest creepy uitspraak van hun eigen kind te delen met de rest van de wereld.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Door dit soort uitspraken lijkt adoptie misschien toch opeens een optie.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">What\u2019s the eeriest thing a child has ever said to you? <\/p>\n<p>When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington. When we asked what had happened to him she replied with a note of sadness, \u201cHe was lost at sea.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lilah Sturges (Inactive) (@LilahSturges) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LilahSturges\/status\/1511701205399097352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Waarschijnlijk de laatste keer dat ze hebben aangeboden om op te passen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">We took my nephew (5 at the time) to the beach for a picnic. He immediately walked to the edge of the lake and just stared at it for a good half hour. We got lunch ready and told him to come eat and this little fucker slowly turns to us and goes \u201cthe lake wants a sacrifice\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dizzy (@13silverroses) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/13silverroses\/status\/1511768514645966853?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Toch niet. We hadden ze nog zo gewaarschuwd.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Oh and last year when I broke my leg he came to visit me and stay the night and at like 10 pm he walks in my room with a fucking chef knife and looks at me (watching TV) and goes \u201cOh. You\u2019re awake. I\u2019ll come back later.\u201d He never did but I didn\u2019t sleep that night.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dizzy (@13silverroses) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/13silverroses\/status\/1511769729320423425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Dit kind is waarschijnlijk ontsnapt uit de Netflix-serie &#8216;Dark&#8217;.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My father years before my son was born and we were estranged for years. Once, when I was putting my kid to bed he started to cry and said \u201cYou are a better dad to me than I was to you\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jerry (@JerryMorant69) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JerryMorant69\/status\/1511837656816226307?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Misschien zijn we paranoia, maar wij zouden deze tweeling echt niet vertrouwen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">At age five my son drew a portrait of our family of four with two tiny upside down people.<\/p>\n<p>A year later I gave birth to twins. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/w93Lg3NCHJ\">pic.twitter.com\/w93Lg3NCHJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rebecca Woolf (@GirlsGoneChild) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GirlsGoneChild\/status\/1511759380814852097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Hier ga je vanavond nachtmerries over krijgen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My older son was convinced he was once \u201cBern Smith\u201d with a twin brother named \u201cBurt Smith\u201d who lived in Idaho (name\/place changed).<\/p>\n<p>I found an obituary for a Bernard (Bern) Smith, survived by his twin brother Burt, from Idaho, who died the day after my son was born.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rob King (@TheKingAdRob) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheKingAdRob\/status\/1511760972700131331?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Dit meisje mag volgend jaar onze Wie Is De Mol-poule invullen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My daughter (3) pointed at my boobs one afternoon and said \u201cthose are for milk.\u201d I said they used to be when she was a baby but not anymore, and she said \u201cno, they are again.\u201d And then two days later found out I was pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Breeana Flannery (@BreeanaFlannery) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BreeanaFlannery\/status\/1511754475651878917?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Dit kind ziet ze vliegen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My 3yo, laughing early one morning when I woke up with him, \u201cMommy is flying in the kitchen.\u201d My wife, waking up for the day 30 minutes later, \u201cI just had one of those dreams where I left my body. I flew dwnstairs into the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 willc (@willc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/willc\/status\/1511888553441218568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 7, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Dit klinkt alsof het regelrecht uit een horrorfilm komt.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My daughter, at 4, was looking out the window and asked &#8220;where are all those people walking to&#8221;. I turned to look and she was pointing to an empty cemetary.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Beagle, PhD (@beaglephd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beaglephd\/status\/1511737374140768261?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. &#8216;Ok\u00e9, gezellig, jij ook welterusten h\u00e8?&#8217;<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tonight&#8217;s toothbrushing conversation&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: So what do you think, son?<\/p>\n<p>Son: I think you&#8217;re going to die soon <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/IVOE4kZ7i7\">pic.twitter.com\/IVOE4kZ7i7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jason Knight (@onejasonknight) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/onejasonknight\/status\/1503109214524301314?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 13, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. We houden ons hart vast voor de nabije toekomst.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My son is autistic and had significant speech delays. When he was about 3 and very limited verbally, one day he stood up in the middle of playing with blocks and said, crystal clear, with the intonation of a TV docu narrator: \u201cThe year was 2023. The world was burning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gili Bar-Hillel Semo (@gilibugg) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gilibugg\/status\/1511935904797106178?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 7, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. Een gevalletje &#8216;eind goed, al goed&#8217; (al twijfelen we of dit het type <em>closure<\/em> is waar we op zaten te wachten, brrr).<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Update: I mentioned this tweet to my daughter (who is now 21) and she reminded me that Brad lost a leg while serving in the Navy prior to his demise and that they had five kids together.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lilah Sturges (@LilahSturges) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LilahSturges\/status\/1511832259795509251?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>13. En mocht je vanavond nou niet kunnen slapen, houd je dan vast aan deze tweet.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">She said \u201cDaddy?\u201d<br \/>\nI said \u201cYes my darling?\u201d<br \/>\nShe said \u201cDon\u2019t believe writers making shit up on twitter for likes and retweets.\u201d<br \/>\nHow did she know? It was 1998.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sean Rostron (@seanrostron) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seanrostron\/status\/1511814477112619009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 6, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>H\u00e9! Het duurt misschien nog even, maar op 25 mei worden The Best Social Awards uitgereikt! Wil je als bedrijf met ons samenwerken? Leuk! Stuur een mailtje naar <a href=\"mailto:nina@thebest.social\">nina@thebest.social<\/a> voor alle mogelijkheden! 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