{"id":160617,"date":"2023-11-21T20:00:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T19:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=160617"},"modified":"2023-11-22T17:02:55","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T16:02:55","slug":"meer-uitspraken-in-slaap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/meer-uitspraken-in-slaap\/","title":{"rendered":"Grappig: n\u00f3g meer (eenzijdige) gesprekken van jullie partners in hun slaap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eerder schreven wij over de <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/bizarre-uitspraken-in-slaap\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">monologen van jullie partners in hun slaap<\/a>. En daar reageerden jullie op met nog meer geniale uitspraken die jullie te horen kregen terwijl jullie probeerden te slapen. Conclusie: we zeggen vreemde dingen in onze slaap die het zeker waard zijn om met Nederland te delen.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Dit is een throwback, maar wel een komische!-<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Dat kost dan drie knopen, alstublieft.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160622\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/3-16.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=00edbd21aee40ce10f258169fa83b84b92d0bce7601387bd176233dc54493078&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/3-16.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=00edbd21aee40ce10f258169fa83b84b92d0bce7601387bd176233dc54493078&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/3-16-300x184.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=e5d5eb97b553b363560a4e17db35c1bcd05621774fb00a100c53aad527f63485&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/3-16-768x471.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=b42a93143c1923b4a2353dcd032a661314fafb80e2ce98941634f1b82a160fae&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Nu is de vraag of die wasmachine ook aan stond.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-160631 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/12-3.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=f557493bf6bcda842096c6d5d4791068b1950eb7b5ffeff20ff63e8046c516c9&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"slaap\" width=\"828\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/12-3.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=f557493bf6bcda842096c6d5d4791068b1950eb7b5ffeff20ff63e8046c516c9&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/12-3-300x96.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=90e10971bb05c7f566387ab8c96a65ab40ec3297824589495c0e754fcd927581&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/12-3-768x245.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=8752c8637b7dd519de7182edf23016e927bcee1703d2f7890fb5243ea24a4a5c&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Wel waggelen.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160625\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/6-6.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=5b65a8a0db371b4de773e3155645363ce684edd8b8464ca9a146926039ab6653&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/6-6.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=5b65a8a0db371b4de773e3155645363ce684edd8b8464ca9a146926039ab6653&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/6-6-300x162.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=d831f9e5e2af37ecfc69a21d2efe845ff8f810a73b027faea67511151b707eab&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/6-6-768x415.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=640fd7085925b926cbd53d32b428efb8eb87e65d7b080d64da49401f84595c4b&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Dit was vast een spoedje.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160621\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/2-15.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=43ffa1478affbe9dcbbfff22555a99d00899cb652b448251067881fbb7efd59f&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/2-15.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=43ffa1478affbe9dcbbfff22555a99d00899cb652b448251067881fbb7efd59f&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/2-15-300x137.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=c136666fc845cce257db88f17ad96cb7e7eed43250481ce0ffeae191d9054ea1&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/2-15-768x350.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=8751c86bf096568daee4f9f907f272bdda4d1573978aa68906f7e9a4eff4f134&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Je kan in je slaap duidelijke hints geven.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-160626 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/7-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=f9dedbcb81d30f23f48e86bb4c8d5521d98f740cea307dfc3977ea6df53469ab&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"slaap\" width=\"828\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/7-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=f9dedbcb81d30f23f48e86bb4c8d5521d98f740cea307dfc3977ea6df53469ab&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/7-5-300x192.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=70e4e1fc6c6394a2ba86e17fb836d3276d12d033190fc9440c4ef7d6514f39df&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/7-5-768x492.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=378e6e1a94777cd279bb70be22c0114df8ede10a7c7f73081e557d2d777d84da&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Ooo-k\u00e9.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160620\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/1-16.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=493282fc2c1d5d3ffc8b0300f9d450e6bbac8af00a8b9fd50fd0c02896fc0bd9&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/1-16.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=493282fc2c1d5d3ffc8b0300f9d450e6bbac8af00a8b9fd50fd0c02896fc0bd9&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/1-16-300x88.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=e3096cdcfea1b507e360831d8efb02e397e44569def2c3665e9d1e66e4bf7bf0&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/1-16-768x226.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=538ec3d02a42312a338556dc3fc7eebb3e811fecb2115495d3546a445213c108&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Tuurlijk, waarom ook niet?<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160628\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/9-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=b91370e5b04173a4d560645e590f310b2cf786ac2ef46643e9fb825c1f9d7a7c&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/9-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=b91370e5b04173a4d560645e590f310b2cf786ac2ef46643e9fb825c1f9d7a7c&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/9-5-300x50.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=fe6218f96b5575f07d9cffff42c59e2cc62d117ca8ee672809b2f5dd37c07d18&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/9-5-768x128.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=80e572870be43d6cfb5f4a84d22eba0e2a14c0fe15cf04347fbd6d5ab4c8bd8c&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Die lach zegt genoeg.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-160627 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/8-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=eb9511b9fce0212b6cc75a2b2dc1947c857c8b54f092b65aeaf08a692d91cad7&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"slaap\" width=\"828\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/8-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=eb9511b9fce0212b6cc75a2b2dc1947c857c8b54f092b65aeaf08a692d91cad7&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/8-5-300x94.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=a6fa751a53793f3516afe7671c3787177a8ea76dd1aea7a4ad5758b583db152e&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/8-5-768x241.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=fa9a7be7c39a365ff39ff9d6952c84bf6184224eda472a54656ac753d1fc1516&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Je kan ook via de achterdeur naar school.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160629\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/10-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=ab9f49d9a2b14417d50a86aa14e7ee091a6deb47db0fdf746529e4bc04fd85b6&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/10-5.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=ab9f49d9a2b14417d50a86aa14e7ee091a6deb47db0fdf746529e4bc04fd85b6&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/10-5-300x101.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=21a80446f6102052fea2d55e3d4d993d81cc52ccae235ad29aa7e3fbbd9c9b29&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/10-5-768x260.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=0c1d077c42f58b370d5d6a080eddb9852104ada90f6b5d804c2cabda98dd9107&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. Heftig, maar niet heftig genoeg om te onthouden.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160624\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/5-8.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=36c0ed3a615513e3d4eea7b4df9a1f5ec01d62b95cbc055ded0f6dcee24b3413&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/5-8.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=36c0ed3a615513e3d4eea7b4df9a1f5ec01d62b95cbc055ded0f6dcee24b3413&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/5-8-300x110.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=d61e39c23ed55a96866747736b6f77732c4d1de9e26d452d9709635542cdd308&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/5-8-768x281.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=0f5fab6f37aefab38ebf8efbdb8426efb97c89f0697d84a46048e6809fc2ced7&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. In je slaap heb je je prioriteiten op orde.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-160623\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/4-12.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=5223a2f0aa1d9d292dee5eebdad6de9ac4f0d6f3fd6ee05452b324883100494b&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"\" width=\"828\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/4-12.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=5223a2f0aa1d9d292dee5eebdad6de9ac4f0d6f3fd6ee05452b324883100494b&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/4-12-300x129.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=83fd2dc5f8c90cd8b1895f3bcf65a78990d298e80ffd26c940afb1e7c3d75247&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 300w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/4-12-768x331.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=af9b09c899ac233e0e2069287bd441894fc89860207f1824bef2af6d491ebef7&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. Om af te sluiten deelt Manon een heel verslag aan slaap-uitspraken van haar vriend.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-160630 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/11-4.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&X-Amz-Expires=604800&X-Amz-Signature=dac80cd53da6e6c2480f65cff4399d149d844e5f9511e3d1addee30dba1ccb93&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host\" alt=\"slaap\" width=\"828\" height=\"1266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/11-4.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=dac80cd53da6e6c2480f65cff4399d149d844e5f9511e3d1addee30dba1ccb93&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 828w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/11-4-196x300.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=fe5ae2f14ef4bd54cb672345a908181c91bb63825267d71f7eb5f3b351d7091a&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 196w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/11-4-670x1024.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=282e299e93bcfa6926f37df77cd768ff738aef20bccd016fb89a38f001639f20&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 670w, https:\/\/s3.rbx.io.cloud.ovh.net\/dbsm-media\/sites\/2\/2020\/12\/11-4-768x1174.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&amp;X-Amz-Credential=d6aed2b8ba6d4a1d9b82166dcbdb8da9%2F20260915%2Frbx%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&amp;X-Amz-Date=20260915T000000Z&amp;X-Amz-Expires=604800&amp;X-Amz-Signature=b9603b558b7c83d80448779c36d7ae46d6f727a5e7ca5049a9f5034146b9e6da&amp;X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><i>Honger naar meer leuke artikelen? Lees dan ook: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/scenes-the-hunger-games-memes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Deze The Hunger Games-sc\u00e8nes zijn perfect voer voor hilarische memes<\/a><\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Bedrijven, instanties en overheden kunnen tot en met 23 november hun werk inzenden om kans te maken op een nominatie voor The Best Social Awards. En geloof ons: die wil je binnenslepen. Deze tiende editie belooft namelijk een interactief spektakel te worden. Wil je meer weten over het inzenden voor deze jubileumeditie? 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