{"id":121444,"date":"2020-11-26T07:00:17","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T06:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=121444"},"modified":"2020-11-26T17:28:58","modified_gmt":"2020-11-26T16:28:58","slug":"zwanger-zwangerschap-uitspraken-hormonen-grappig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/zwanger-zwangerschap-uitspraken-hormonen-grappig\/","title":{"rendered":"Deze felle uitspraken van zwangere vrouwen waren allemaal niet zo bedoeld"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We doen allemaal wel eens iets waar we spijt van krijgen. En dan hebben we het hier niet over kinderen krijgen, maar over de uitspraken die eruit floepen voordat je kind eruit floept. Men neemt een flinke dosis wisselende hormonen, gooit hier een hele dikke schep emoties bij, en wat je krijgt is een waslijst aan uitspraken die eigenlijk veel leuker zouden zijn op geboortekaartjes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Arme verloskundige.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82847\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Jitske.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"934\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Jitske.png 934w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Jitske-300x49.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Jitske-768x127.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 934px) 100vw, 934px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Dit overkomt ook mensen die niet zwanger zijn.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82848\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marloes.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"946\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marloes.png 946w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marloes-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marloes-768x331.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 946px) 100vw, 946px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Gloednieuwe vaders moeten trouwens ook excuses maken voor hun uitspraken.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82849\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/monique.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"938\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/monique.png 938w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/monique-300x70.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/monique-768x178.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 938px) 100vw, 938px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Soms voelen dingen gewoon even heel heftig.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82851\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jasmijn.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"932\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jasmijn.png 932w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jasmijn-300x59.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jasmijn-768x152.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 932px) 100vw, 932px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Allebei erg!<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82852\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"936\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike.png 936w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike-300x160.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike-768x409.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 936px) 100vw, 936px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Over dierenleed gesproken:<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82853\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/kim.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"942\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/kim.png 942w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/kim-300x82.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/kim-768x210.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 942px) 100vw, 942px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Wat hebben die olijven nou misdaan?<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82855\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/melissa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"938\" height=\"156\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/melissa.png 938w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/melissa-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/melissa-768x128.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 938px) 100vw, 938px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Dit verhaal neemt een wending.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82858\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvette.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"938\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvette.png 938w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvette-300x91.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvette-768x233.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 938px) 100vw, 938px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Shout out naar alle 2019-baby&#8217;s!<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82860\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"944\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike-1.png 944w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike-1-300x90.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maaike-1-768x229.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 944px) 100vw, 944px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. Huilen is wel een overkoepelend thema&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82861\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Sanne.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"946\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Sanne.png 946w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Sanne-300x82.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Sanne-768x209.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 946px) 100vw, 946px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. Terecht of niet?<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82863\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"950\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie.png 950w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie-300x160.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie-768x411.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 950px) 100vw, 950px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. Oeps&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82864\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Daphne.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"936\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Daphne.png 936w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Daphne-300x81.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/Daphne-768x207.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 936px) 100vw, 936px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>13. Wie heeft nu ook zin in een patatje oorlog?<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-82859\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nathalie.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"940\" height=\"182\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nathalie.png 940w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nathalie-300x58.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nathalie-768x149.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>14. Je mag ervan uit gaan dat dit wel aan bod kwam tijdens de opleiding.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83065\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marianne.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"733\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marianne.png 733w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/marianne-300x65.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>15. Dat is ook echt niet hetzelfde.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83066\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/christel.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"719\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/christel.png 719w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/christel-300x90.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 719px) 100vw, 719px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>16. Hoe asociaal!<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83067\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/ilona-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/ilona-1.png 744w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/ilona-1-300x69.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>17. Zwangere vrouwen en hun bitterballen.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83068\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maribel.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"737\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maribel.png 737w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/maribel-300x62.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>18. Sabine had er zin in.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83079\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/sabine-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"739\" height=\"177\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/sabine-1.png 739w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/sabine-1-300x72.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 739px) 100vw, 739px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>19. Je doet het ook nooit goed.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83071\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"742\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie-1.png 742w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jamie-1-300x69.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 742px) 100vw, 742px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>20. Yvonne&#8217;s bevalling was ook zwaar voor de mensen om haar heen.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83078\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvonneverhaal.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"743\" height=\"652\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvonneverhaal.png 743w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/yvonneverhaal-300x263.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 743px) 100vw, 743px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var bol_sitebar={\"id\":\"bol_1606408030179\", \"baseUrl\":\"partner.bol.com\",\"urlPrefix\":\"https:\/\/aai.bol.com\/openapi\/services\/aai\/\",\"productId\":\"productid=9200000119886109\",\"familyId\":\"\",\"site_id\":\"1107111\",\"target\":true,\"rating\":true,\"price\":true,\"deliveryDescription\":true,\"button\":true,\"link_name\":\"Zendella%20Verbeterde%20Zwangerschap%20Steunband%20+%202...\",\"link_subid\":\"\",\"background_color\":\"#FFFFFF\",\"text_color\":\"#CB0100\",\"link_color\":\"#0000FF\"};<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/partner.bol.com\/promotion\/static\/js\/partnerProductlink.js\" id=\"bol_1606408030179\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>21. Nicole was bloedserieus.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83072\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nicole.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"742\" height=\"137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nicole.png 742w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/nicole-300x55.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 742px) 100vw, 742px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>22. Petra&#8217;s man deed gezellig mee.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83073\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/petra.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"741\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/petra.png 741w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/petra-300x86.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 741px) 100vw, 741px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>23. Voor Jennifer was de koek op.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83081\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jennifer-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"737\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jennifer-1.png 737w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/jennifer-1-300x105.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>24. Spaar ze allemaal.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83075\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/anna.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"746\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/anna.png 746w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/anna-300x64.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 746px) 100vw, 746px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>25. Doe gewoon waar je voor betaald wordt aub.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83083\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/eva-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"746\" height=\"140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/eva-1.png 746w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/eva-1-300x56.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 746px) 100vw, 746px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>26. Ahlaam wist het even veel erger te maken.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83069\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/ahlaammacdonalds.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"737\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/ahlaammacdonalds.png 737w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/ahlaammacdonalds-300x81.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>27. De zwangerschap van Suzanne zorgde in ieder geval voor creatieve wraak-idee\u00ebn.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-83077\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/suzannelek.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"745\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/suzannelek.png 745w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/suzannelek-300x84.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>28. En het is belangrijk dat dit soort verhalen gedeeld worden.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85957\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/sm.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"912\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/sm.png 912w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/sm-300x147.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/sm-768x376.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 912px) 100vw, 912px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>29. Al snappen wij ook wel dat een gynaecoloog behoorlijk uitlokt.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85949\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/niet-je-best.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"820\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/niet-je-best.png 820w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/niet-je-best-300x50.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/niet-je-best-768x127.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>30. Op zo&#8217;n moment is het de kunst om niet te happen en rustig te blijven.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85947\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/bijten.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/bijten.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/bijten-300x53.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/bijten-768x136.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>31. Tsja, dat rustig blijven is dus de kunst en echt heel knap als het lukt&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85944\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/watermeloen.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"930\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/watermeloen.png 930w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/watermeloen-300x67.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/watermeloen-768x172.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>32. Je zou toch verwachten dat de uitkomst van te voren bij iedereen duidelijk is.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85946\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/oh-een-baby.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/oh-een-baby.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/oh-een-baby-300x106.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/oh-een-baby-768x272.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>33. Michelle haar kleine is trouwens echt een scheetje.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85954\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/scheetje.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/scheetje.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/scheetje-300x105.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/scheetje-768x269.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>34. En ook Angelique haar zoon is inmiddels goed opgedroogd.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85953\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lelijk.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lelijk.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lelijk-300x76.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lelijk-768x195.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>35. De inbreng van de man mag sowieso niet worden onderschat.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85945\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/kruissteken.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"134\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/kruissteken.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/kruissteken-300x44.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/kruissteken-768x113.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>36. Want Mayda haar man zit met de gebakken peren.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85951\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/laat-maar.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/laat-maar.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/laat-maar-300x127.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/laat-maar-768x324.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>37. Nee, dan kan je beter een buitenstander erbij betrekken.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85955\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lot-blokker.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"492\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lot-blokker.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lot-blokker-300x161.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lot-blokker-768x413.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>38. Labrini is niet voor de poes.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85960\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lesbisch.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"914\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lesbisch.png 914w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lesbisch-300x129.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/lesbisch-768x331.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 914px) 100vw, 914px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>39. De wortels lagen al klaar.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85952\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/spiegeltje.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"912\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/spiegeltje.png 912w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/spiegeltje-300x86.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/spiegeltje-768x219.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 912px) 100vw, 912px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>40. Mochten jullie overigens nog meer fijne verhalen hebben, deel ze vooral! Want hier worden wij nooit moe van.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85959\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/slapen.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"912\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/slapen.png 912w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/slapen-300x66.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/slapen-768x168.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 912px) 100vw, 912px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>41. Hoe overtuigender, hoe beter.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85950\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/morgen-terug.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"908\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/morgen-terug.png 908w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/morgen-terug-300x106.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/morgen-terug-768x272.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 908px) 100vw, 908px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>42. Gedragen door het witte licht steeg Vanessa uit boven zichzelf en kende ze even geen gewicht.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85956\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/wit-licht.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"912\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/wit-licht.png 912w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/wit-licht-300x98.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/wit-licht-768x251.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 912px) 100vw, 912px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>43. Tot slot wensen we al het personeel alvast veel sterkte voor het geval Sandra nog iemand ter wereld brengt. En Sandra, jou ook.<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-85948\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/heftig.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"910\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/heftig.png 910w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/heftig-300x182.png 300w, https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/05\/heftig-768x466.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 910px) 100vw, 910px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/partner.bol.com\/click\/click?p=1&amp;t=url&amp;s=1107111&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bol.com%2Fnl%2Fm%2Fblackfriday%2F&amp;f=BAN&amp;name=Black%20Friday%202020&amp;subid=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bol.com\/nl\/upload\/partnerprogramma\/31106-bf_pp-300x250.jpg\" alt=\"Black Friday 2020\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/partner.bol.com\/click\/impression?p=1&amp;s=1107111&amp;t=url&amp;f=BAN&amp;name=Black%20Friday%202020&amp;subid=\" alt=\"Black Friday 2020\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Zoek jij nog een toffe stage als designer, creative, project manager, copywriter of redacteur? Dan hebben we goed nieuws! Vanaf begin 2021 zoeken wij nog stagiairs. Check onze <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocialjobs.com\/bedrijf\/the-best-social\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">stagevacatures op The Best Social Jobs.<\/a> <\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" style=\"background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);\" data-instgrm-captioned=\"\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B8_n68klJu3\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"13\">\n<div style=\"padding: 16px;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 19% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"padding-top: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;\">Dit bericht bekijken op Instagram<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: auto;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\">\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;\"><a style=\"color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/B8_n68klJu3\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Een bericht gedeeld door The Best Social (@thebestsocial)<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<script async defer src=\"\/instagram-embed.js\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We doen allemaal wel eens iets waar we spijt van krijgen. 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