{"id":105296,"date":"2021-01-08T16:40:02","date_gmt":"2021-01-08T15:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/?p=105296"},"modified":"2021-01-09T23:33:55","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T22:33:55","slug":"twitter-makelaars-funda-makelaarstermen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/nl\/twitter-makelaars-funda-makelaarstermen\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitteraar gaf een snelcursus in loze termen die makelaars gebruiken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Weinig mensen zijn zo positief als makelaars, al helemaal in deze lastige tijd. Er hoeft maar een druppel in een glas te zitten en het is nog halfvol en een aftandse bouwput is een woning met potentie. En zo hebben ze nog wel meer van dit soort mooie omhulsels voor pure ellende. Jelmer Visser zette dit op Twitter kundig op een rijtje.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Hij draait er &#8211; in tegenstelling tot de gemiddelde makelaar &#8211; niet omheen.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Ga je op huizenjacht, dan kom je in advertenties Nederlandse woorden tegen die in deze context iets anders betekenen:<\/p>\n<p>Studio = bezemkast<br \/>1 kamer appartement = studentenkamer<br \/>Knus = klein en kut<br \/>Gezellig = ongezellig<br \/>Leuk = fucking duur<br \/>Ideaal voor starters = inkomenseis 9x huur<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179718389247418370?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Geen woord aan gelogen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Monumentaal = al 30 jaar geen reet aan gedaan<br \/>\nEigen keukenblok = twee sneue kastjes<br \/>\nInternationale omgeving= Amsterdam West<br \/>\nGewilde plek = Geen Amsterdam West, 2500 euro per maand<br \/>\nGeen huisdieren = wel ongedierte<br \/>\nUnieke woonruimte = kelder<br \/>\nGezellige buurt = Zoetermeer<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179721442969169920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Jelmer bewijst dat niet iedere held een cape draagt.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">10 minuten fietsen = 68 kilometer verderop<br \/>\nBruisend winkelhart = treurig buurtwinkelcentrum<br \/>\nNieuwe sloten = hier is minimaal 3x ingebroken<br \/>\nRaam op het zuiden = 35 graden in de zomer<br \/>\nStudenthotel = betaal 400 euro per maand extra voor kutmeubels<br \/>\nInschrijven niet mogelijk = STERF<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179723958394015751?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Het woordenboek wordt verder aangevuld door anderen.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Tussenvilla=rijtjeshuis<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 leentje savelsberg (@saveltje) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saveltje\/status\/1179744963762016258?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Levendige locatie: takkeherrie<br \/>\nHeerlijk buiten wonen: onbereikbaar<br \/>\nStadstuin: acht mossige tegels met afval van de bovenburen<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Wouter van Wingerden (@doetietsmettaal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/doetietsmettaal\/status\/1179723822221725696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Zie je dit in een advertentie staan? Vlucht!<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Vergt wat modernisering= bel een sloopbedrijf en een aannemer<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Marianne de Kort (@MariannedKJ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MariannedKJ\/status\/1179726496157589504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Gelegen in een rustige buurt : Het sterft er van de gillende kinderen<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Meine Dijkstra (@MeineDijkstra) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MeineDijkstra\/status\/1179723573654478850?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Maar goed, Jelmer was lekker bezig, laten we hem weer aan het woord laten.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Huisbaas aanwezig = onaangekondigd bezoek om 06:00 \u2018s ochtends<br \/>\nGunstig gelegen = uitzicht op een snelweg<br \/>\nInclusief internet = trage gedeelde flutverbinding<br \/>\nBalkon = veredeld wasrek bij een raam<br \/>\nKarakteristiek pand = bouwval<br \/>\nBetrokken buurt = kutburen<br \/>\nNa 22.30 stilte = DDR<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179726853331980288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Het is een dun randje.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">&#8211; Kamer = bezemkast zonder wasbak<br \/>\n&#8211; Studio = bezemkast met wasbak<br \/>\n&#8211; Maisonette = dure bezemkast<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 kamer appartement &#8211; studentenkamer met \u2018keukenblok\u2019<br \/>\n&#8211; 2 kamer appartement &#8211; studio met entreehal<br \/>\n&#8211; Ruim appartement &#8211; flatje met slaapkamer<br \/>\n&#8211; Royaal appartement = HAHA TE DUUR<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179746140398510080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Gezellig meidenhuis = zevende cirkel van de hel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179747695776411648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. Nog eentje dan. Om het af te leren.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>Oja en deze:<\/p>\n<p>Authentiek = versleten\/aan renovatie toe<\/p>\n<p>Charmant = je stoot je kop<\/p>\n<p>Naar eigen smaak in te delen = de plattegrond is onlogisch en je moet veel slopen<\/p>\n<p>Behoudt waarde = veel te duur<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \ud835\udd3c\ud835\udd5f\ud835\udd58\ud835\udd56\ud835\udd5d\ud835\udd5a \ud83c\udf31 (@ilegne) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ilegne\/status\/1179784681493057538?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Sluiten we heerlijk af met deze fijne sketch, waarin alles wat we zojuist hebben geleerd meteen wordt toegepast.<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"nl\">Verder alles wat Joris en Monique zeggen. Ik mis hun zo erg. Dit was <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/koefnoen?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#koefnoen<\/a> op zijn allerbest. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/i90O2CZ7fc\">https:\/\/t.co\/i90O2CZ7fc<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jelmer Visser (@DieTukkerfries) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DieTukkerfries\/status\/1179729717580226560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trouwens, volg je ons al op <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thebestsocialmedianl\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Instagram<\/a>?<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CJyY3XZhhhs\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"13\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; 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