{"id":165151,"date":"2022-08-30T09:02:26","date_gmt":"2022-08-30T09:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/?p=165151"},"modified":"2022-08-30T09:02:26","modified_gmt":"2022-08-30T09:02:26","slug":"alberne-begruessungen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/alberne-begruessungen\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u00fcr echte Scherzkekse: Alberne Begr\u00fc\u00dfungen am Telefon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nachdem wir schon <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/kreative-verabschiedungsfloskeln\/\">Verabschiedungsfloskeln f\u00fcr Wortspielfans<\/a> gesammelt haben, fehlen nun folgerichtig noch Begr\u00fc\u00dfungen. Die folgenden funktionieren allerdings nur am Telefon &#8211; und auch nur, wenn der Mensch am anderen Ende der Leitung eine sehr hohe Flachwitz-Toleranz hat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilfzz7j\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a 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href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilfq0sc\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilfyfnm\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilg07sj\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilfrfr7\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilgfo53\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<h3>8.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilg0gfj\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilgixwu\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilg270u\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilgchie\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12.<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"reddit-embed-bq\" ><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/comment\/ilgwlrw\/\">Comment<\/a><br \/> by<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/user\/TangerineNo5805\/\">u\/TangerineNo5805<\/a> from discussion<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/comments\/wvki2d\/habt_ihr_ulkige_begr\u00fc\u00dfungen_am_telefon\/\"><no value><\/a><br \/> in<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/FragReddit\/\">FragReddit<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.reddit.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"UTF-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>___<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Vielen Dank an alle f\u00fcr die Posts!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>___<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Auf der Suche nach einem spannenden Praktikum, ohne Kaffeekochen und Kopieren, daf\u00fcr aber mit Verg\u00fctung?\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocialjobs.com\/de\/stelle\/praktikant-redaktion-the-best-social-media\/\" target=\"_blank\" 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Die folgenden funktionieren allerdings nur am Telefon &#8211; und auch nur, wenn&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":73,"featured_media":165163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1728,515],"tags":[2641,2574,4284],"class_list":["post-165151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-reddit","tag-begruessung","tag-flachwitze","tag-telefonat"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>F\u00fcr echte Scherzkekse: Alberne Begr\u00fc\u00dfungen am Telefon<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/alberne-begruessungen\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"F\u00fcr echte Scherzkekse: Alberne Begr\u00fc\u00dfungen am Telefon\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Nachdem wir schon Verabschiedungsfloskeln f\u00fcr Wortspielfans gesammelt haben, fehlen nun folgerichtig noch Begr\u00fc\u00dfungen. 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