{"id":156583,"date":"2022-02-02T15:33:23","date_gmt":"2022-02-02T15:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/?p=156583"},"modified":"2022-02-02T16:40:59","modified_gmt":"2022-02-02T16:40:59","slug":"gruener-wirds-nicht-10-posts-ueber-gedankengaenge-an-der-ampel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/gruener-wirds-nicht-10-posts-ueber-gedankengaenge-an-der-ampel\/","title":{"rendered":"Gr\u00fcner wird&#8217;s nicht! 10 Posts \u00fcber Gedankeng\u00e4nge an roten Ampeln"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Besonders in Zeitnot f\u00e4hrt man von einer roten Ampelphase in die n\u00e4chste. Auch wenn es sich bei der Wartezeit nur um wenige Sekunden handelt, f\u00fchlt es sich oft an wie eine halbe Ewigkeit. Wie Twitter die Zeit im Schimmer des Rotlichts \u00fcberbr\u00fcckt, seht ihr hier:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Nicht stehen bleiben ist eine M\u00f6glichkeit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">An den Typen hinter mir, der mir fast in den Kofferraum fuhr und mich dann aggressiv \u00fcberholte, um \u00fcber die rote Ampel zu brettern: Sch\u00e4tzelein, ich hoffe Du hast sch\u00f6n gel\u00e4chelt, das wird ein teures Foto.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jana\u00ednaDJRainerChantal (@19janaina04) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/19janaina04\/status\/1103543819205820416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 7, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Auch motivierte L\u00e4ufer m\u00fcssen warten. <\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">Rote Ampel. Alle warten. Ein L\u00e4ufer kommt dazu. Ampel wird gr\u00fcn. Er haut sich auf&#8217;n Hintern und l\u00e4uft weiter.<br \/>\nWarum mir Sport suspekt ist.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dings Bums (@bueroprinzessin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bueroprinzessin\/status\/912572090578079744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Manche gehen mit besonderer Vorsicht an die Situation.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">Wie ist eigentlich unsere Meinung zu Autofahrern, die im Schneckentempo an ne rote Ampel ranrollen?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ananastisch (@popupanna) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/popupanna\/status\/1380451321367703552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 9, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Die richtige Erziehung ist alles.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;Papa, der geht \u00fcber die rote Ampel!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Wird er \u00fcberfahren, verteilt sich sein Gehirn \u00fcber die Windschutzscheibe!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Wenn Not\u00e4rzte erziehen.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Freakanyl (@Doktor_FreakOut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Doktor_FreakOut\/status\/490434930783309824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 19, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Ausnahmen m\u00fcssen gemacht werden!<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">Wir fahren mit Alarm und Sirenen durch die Stadt. Pl\u00f6tzlich der Patient so: &#8222;Ich glaube, Sie sind gerade \u00fcber eine rote Ampel gefahren, kriegen Sie jetzt \u00c4rger?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Wir konnten ihn dann doch beruhigen, da\u00df es so schon seine Richtigkeit hatte.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Notarztlive?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Notarztlive<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emergency doc (@Dr_Emergencydoc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dr_Emergencydoc\/status\/1266035708013285381?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 28, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Keine Angelegenheit f\u00fcr Ungeduldige.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">busfahrer rast gerade \u00fcber die 3. rote ampel wir beide verstehen uns weil entweder w\u00e4r ich auch gern fr\u00fcher zuhause oder halt tot<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lena blauer Haken (@leanindersprite) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/leanindersprite\/status\/1070732338122907650?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 6, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Es herrscht Verwechslungsgefahr.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">wenn ich nach dem laufen \u00fcber die stra\u00dfe gehe bleiben die autos stehen weil sie denken mein kopf ist eine rote ampel es ist sehr praktisch <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8nKMGVDTR0\">pic.twitter.com\/8nKMGVDTR0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 katha (@katherstrophal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katherstrophal\/status\/1393957122019319809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 16, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Bei Rot wird (nicht immer) stehengeblieben. <\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">Typ kommt ausm B\u00e4cker raus, rei\u00dft sich die Maske runter und Flucht: &#8222;Schei\u00df Maske ey, unn\u00f6tig!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>L\u00e4uft danach weiter fluchend \u00fcber die rote Ampel wo Kinder neben stehen..<\/p>\n<p>\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21\ud83e\udd21<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sep \ud83d\udd25 #FriendlyFire7 (@SepPietsmiet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SepPietsmiet\/status\/1406523473338511364?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 20, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Meistens sind Ampeln\u00a0unabk\u00f6mmlich.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">Du bist genauso n\u00fctzlich f\u00fcr diese Welt, wie eine rote Ampel in GTA.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lustige Tweets! (@DummeWitze) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DummeWitze\/status\/495183921462910976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 1, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Vielleicht muss man einfach etwas schneller fahren.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"de\">Wenn man mit 250 Millionen km\/h auf eine rote Ampel zuf\u00e4hrt, erscheint sie wegen des optischen Doppler-Effekts gr\u00fcn.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Faktastisch (@faktastisch) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/faktastisch\/status\/435864722148048896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014<br \/>\nVielen Dank an alle f\u00fcr die Posts.<br \/>\n\u2014<br \/>\n<strong>Keine Influencer! Kein Foodporn! 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