{"id":156240,"date":"2022-01-27T10:42:01","date_gmt":"2022-01-27T10:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/?p=156240"},"modified":"2022-01-27T10:42:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-27T10:42:01","slug":"hoer-mal-wer-da-haemmert-13-beitraege-aus-dem-baumarkt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/hoer-mal-wer-da-haemmert-13-beitraege-aus-dem-baumarkt\/","title":{"rendered":"H\u00f6r mal wer da h\u00e4mmert: 13 Beitr\u00e4ge aus dem Baumarkt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nur schnell ein paar N\u00e4gel f\u00fcr den neuen Bilderrahmen oder direkt 30 Meter Holzleisten f\u00fcr die Eigenheimrenovierung? In den Baum\u00e4rkten der Nation trifft Impuls- auf Routinekauf, Handwerker auf Laie und Fischfutter auf Yucca Palme. Die verschiedensten Eindr\u00fccke aus diesem Mikrokosmos findet ihr hier:<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 1. Physik findest du \u00fcberall.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Schr\u00f6dingers Baumarkt <\/p>\n<p>(via Corinna Warnecke) <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vgBl8ZSPYM\">pic.twitter.com\/vgBl8ZSPYM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ralf Heimann (@ralfheimann) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ralfheimann\/status\/1202546033114394624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 2. So ein Zufall aber auch.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Mir sind die Buchstaben im Baumarkt herunter gefallen. Habe ich die so richtig wieder einsortiert? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FNyvaGf2bJ\">pic.twitter.com\/FNyvaGf2bJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Conny Thees (@CharlieTango246) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CharlieTango246\/status\/1299287163260080136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 28, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 3. Richtige Antwort.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Im Baumarkt: Mutter mit Tochter (um die 6) <br \/>&quot;Mama ich m\u00f6chte auch eine Bohrmaschine.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Bohrmaschinen sind nur etwas f\u00fcr M\u00e4nner!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Der Verk\u00e4ufer in der Reihe dreht sich zur Mutter um. &quot;Entschuldigen sie, aber zum bedienen die Bohrmaschine brauche ich meinen Penis nicht.&quot; \ud83d\udc4d<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mirco Blitz (@lindworm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lindworm\/status\/1060229086361063424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 7, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 4. Der Zusammenhang ist klar erkennbar.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">internet in g\u00fcnstige wandfarbe<br \/>deutschland aus dem baumarkt<\/p>\n<p> \ud83e\udd1d<br \/> nicht fl\u00e4chendeckend<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ppprs (@Ueberschwall) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ueberschwall\/status\/1219592162096156673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 21, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 5. Das kennen wir noch von einem schwedischen Einrichtungshaus.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;Ich brauche nichts&quot; kostet im Baumarkt \u00fcbrigens 170,62 \u20ac.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Rilla \u02e1\u2071\u1d4f\u1d49\u02e2 \u02b7\u1d43\u02b3\u1d50 \u02b0\u1d58\u1d4d\u02e2 (@ginderilla) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ginderilla\/status\/1396119817711767553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 22, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 6. Zufluchtsort Hornbach.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Schwiegermutter hat sich f\u00fcr 15 Uhr auf ein St\u00fcndchen angek\u00fcndigt.<\/p>\n<p>Der Mann: Ich muss noch Lein\u00f6l-Firnis haben. Bin im Baumarkt &#8230; rechne nicht vor vier mit mir.<\/p>\n<p>Ich: Ach wei\u00dfte, ich komm mit. Ich brauch noch einiges.<\/p>\n<p>Er: Aber dann ist ja gar keiner da, wenn sie kommt.<\/p>\n<p>Ach!?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Larissa Schwarz (@schwarissa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schwarissa\/status\/1284441954097475584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 18, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 7. Biete Erz, suche Holz.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Der 6-J\u00e4hrige will sich ein Auto bauen.<br \/>Auf dem Zettel f\u00fcr den Baumarkt steht jetzt:<br \/>4 R\u00e4der<br \/>1 Lenkrad<br \/>100 Holz<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fl (@mingoberlin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mingoberlin\/status\/1096007905931902976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 14, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 8. Passende Metapher.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Der Tag, an dem mir ein Verk\u00e4ufer im Baumarkt erkl\u00e4rte, dass eine gute Grundierung so wichtig sei wie eine sch\u00f6ne Kindheit, weil sie nach innen sch\u00fctzt und sp\u00e4ter die Farben besser halten<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Nike von Samothrake (@Nikevonsamo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nikevonsamo\/status\/1266992919489150976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 31, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 9. Mal etwas anderes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Dating 2020: eine Freundin hat sich mit jemandem im Baumarkt verabredet und dort haben beide eine halbe Stunde in der Gartenabteilung auf Gartenst\u00fchlen gesessen und geredet, bis ein Mitarbeiter beide bat, zu gehen.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Linse (@listigeLinse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/listigeLinse\/status\/1334862936112844808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 10. Zweiter Platz Minimum.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Danke geht raus an OBI. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XbhiYb77QQ\">pic.twitter.com\/XbhiYb77QQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Johnny B. \ud83c\udfb6 (@monogonet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/monogonet\/status\/1410624399103889409?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 1, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 11. IT mal anders.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Bin hier bei OBI im Rechenzentrum. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ItrCi0EsUp\">pic.twitter.com\/ItrCi0EsUp<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Stefan Tastenzeux (@tastenzeux) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tastenzeux\/status\/985125159131602944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 12. Wer sieht&#8217;s direkt?<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Ob in der Marketing-Abteilung von OBI jemand Englisch kann&#8230;? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5ewVo46WVq\">pic.twitter.com\/5ewVo46WVq<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ingo Zamperoni (@Ingo_Zamperoni) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ingo_Zamperoni\/status\/1163491646815821824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 19, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong> 13. Wir k\u00f6nnen diesen Tweet h\u00f6ren.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Zum 7-J\u00e4hrigen:<br \/>&quot;Hilfst Du bitte noch den Tisch abzur\u00e4umen?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Er mit seinem neuen Lieblingsspruch inbr\u00fcnstig und in original Hornbach-Betonung:<br \/>&quot;Respekt wer&#39;s selber macht!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Fl (@mingoberlin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mingoberlin\/status\/1219601525808476160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 21, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nVielen Dank an alle f\u00fcr die Posts.<br \/>\n\u2014<br \/>\n<strong>Keine Influencer! Kein Foodporn! 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