{"id":148667,"date":"2021-08-08T17:37:15","date_gmt":"2021-08-08T17:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/?p=148667"},"modified":"2022-03-14T15:26:20","modified_gmt":"2022-03-14T15:26:20","slug":"fuesse-hoch-13-flachwitze-fuer-jeden-geschmack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/fuesse-hoch-13-flachwitze-fuer-jeden-geschmack\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u00fc\u00dfe hoch! 13 Flachwitze f\u00fcr jeden Geschmack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Gesellschaft einen Witz zu rei\u00dfen, ist immer ein Risiko. Entweder folgt schallendes Gel\u00e4chter oder unangenehme Stille, allerh\u00f6chstens noch durchbrochen von einem verlegenen Mitleidskichern. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/wortwitz-flachwitz-wortspiel-witz-bilder-dauern-koennte\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Humor ist eben einfach Geschmackssache<\/a>. Mit Flachwitzen kann man allerdings selten etwas falsch machen, die sind ja meistens gewollt schlecht, und manchmal auch so schlecht, dass sie dann schon wieder gut sind. Im Folgenden gibt es eine kleine Auswahl &#8211; manche anspruchsvoller, andere flacher. Da sollte eigentlich f\u00fcr jeden Geschmack was dabei sein.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8222;Was?&#8220; &#8222;Was?&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;Hier der Labrador, den Sie f\u00fcr die Feierlichkeiten haben wollten.&quot;<br \/>&quot;LAUDATOR!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; nicht mal Dave (@guycalleddad) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/guycalleddad\/status\/849692781161439233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Guten Appetit.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Was gibt es im japanischen Knast zum Mittagessen?<\/p>\n<p>Straframen.<\/p>\n<p>(Es tut mir Leid)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Anwaltsgelaber (@anwaltsgelaber) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anwaltsgelaber\/status\/1423533060599996418?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 6, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>W\u00e4r&#8216; schon cooler eigentlich.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Warum hei\u00dft es Kalender und nicht Terminator?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Adrian Krug (@Hasscompilation) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hasscompilation\/status\/1423280063563190286?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 5, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Und hier ein echter Klassiker:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Und noch ein alter Flachwitz zum Wochenende \u2763\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>Wie hei\u00dft der Erfinder der Shorts?<\/p>\n<p>Kurt C. Hose<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ingrid Schockem\u00f6hle (@ISchockemohle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ISchockemohle\/status\/1421112923603226624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 30, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Direkt viel umweltfreundlicher!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/intersprech\/status\/1177914489519390720?s=20<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ach, so sieht der aus?<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">UNO General Sekret\u00e4r <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/34Zaj95Z0o\">pic.twitter.com\/34Zaj95Z0o<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; steffers (inkognito) (@stefkoffs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stefkoffs\/status\/1422425654562279428?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 3, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lieber ein Spatz in der Hand als ein Carbonara auf dem Dach.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Carbonara, aber als unglaublich robuster Vogel.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Handwerkskoala Steve\ud83d\udc28\ud83d\udcef (@DasSteve2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DasSteve2\/status\/1183050033899409408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 12, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>W\u00e4re, w\u00e4re, Fahrradkette.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Mit uns k\u00f6nnte was gehen &#8211; W\u00e4hlt die DKP &#8211; Deutsche Konjunktiv Partei &#8211; Politik mit w\u00fcrde<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Michael Bukowski (@mbukowski) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mbukowski\/status\/767100771812999168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stylish.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Geh\u00f6rt in den Schrank eines jeden Hausmeisters: Laubblazer <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mgsya9LcyE\">pic.twitter.com\/mgsya9LcyE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tim (@timlasc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timlasc\/status\/1423224827855478785?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 5, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Einfach mal dr\u00fcber nachdenken!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/EuRo4242\/status\/1294535228669808640?s=20<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Echt anstrengend, sowas!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlakesWort\/status\/1420399897363292168<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Puh&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><video src=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/tiktok\/6992975586075397382.mp4\" controls width=\"623\" height=\"1108\" style=\"border:0; height:90vh; width:50.625000vh;\"><\/video><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014<br \/>\nVielen Dank an alle f\u00fcr die Posts.<br \/>\n\u2014<br \/>\n<strong>Keine Influencer! 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