{"id":143069,"date":"2021-03-22T15:27:22","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T15:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/?p=143069"},"modified":"2022-02-12T11:20:11","modified_gmt":"2022-02-12T11:20:11","slug":"tweets-toilette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/tweets-toilette\/","title":{"rendered":"Eine Oase der Ruhe und des Friedens: 15 Tweets \u00fcber das stille \u00d6rtchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Statistisch verbringt jeder Mensch im Laufe unseres Lebens drei Jahre auf der Toilette. Pro Tag sind das \u00fcber 20 Minuten. Dank Smartphone k\u00f6nnen wir die Zeit auf dem stillen \u00d6rtchen immerhin sinnvoll nutzen &#8211; und zum Beispiel \u00fcber unsere Erfahrungen und Weisheiten im Zusammenhang mit eben jenem <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/userin-fragt-nach-architektur-fails-und-bekommt-die-skurrilsten-toiletten-designs-als-antwort\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">stillen \u00d6rtchen<\/a> twittern. Ob die folgenden Tweets tats\u00e4chlich von der Toilette aus geschrieben wurden, wissen wir nat\u00fcrlich nicht, aber zumindest zeigen sie eindrucksvoll, dass es so manche Erfahrung und Weisheit wert ist, mit der Welt geteilt zu werden.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>1. Man muss auch die kleinen Dinge im Leben zu sch\u00e4tzen wissen.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">5 Minuten alleine auf der Toilette.<\/p>\n<p>Der Wellnessurlaub der kleinen Frau.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Cinnabrise (@Cinnabrise) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Cinnabrise\/status\/1057353179015319553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 30, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>2. Ein Albtraum f\u00fcr Internet- und Toilettennutzer gleicherma\u00dfen.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Neulich auf der Toilette der <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/cebit17?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#cebit17<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rp9P9D1JUY\">pic.twitter.com\/rp9P9D1JUY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Bernhard Hinsken (@bernhardhinsken) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bernhardhinsken\/status\/844922886456594434?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>3. Die Vorliebe f\u00fcrs Toilettenpapier sollte standardm\u00e4\u00dfig in jedem Rating-Profil erw\u00e4hnt werden.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Gestern erst mit dem Freund zusammengezogen und heute muss er schon wieder ausziehen. <\/p>\n<p>Er hat Recycling Toilettenpapier mitgebracht. <br \/>2 LAGIG!!!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Einh\u00f6rnsche (@einhoernsche) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/einhoernsche\/status\/1062715140137672705?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 14, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>4. Dass manche immer gleich \u00fcbertreiben m\u00fcssen &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterbreuer\/status\/1064133416201920512<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>5. Jetzt wissen wir, wie und wo Steve Jobs auf die Idee kam.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Ich danke dem Erfinder des Smartphone! <br \/>Immer den PC mit auf die Toilette nehmen, w\u00e4re m\u00fchsam und schwer.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Zuckerschnegge (@Zuckerschnegge2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Zuckerschnegge2\/status\/424843995978932224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 19, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>6. Kinder sind doch was herrliches!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Und dann sitzt du auf Toilette, das Kind h\u00e4lt sich an deinen Knien fest und fragt mit gro\u00dfen Augen: \u201eUnd? Kommt was?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Steht auch in keinem Elternratgeber.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Der Doppeldaumenmann (@doppeldaumen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/doppeldaumen\/status\/1337693190166605824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 12, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>7. Manchen M\u00e4nnern kann man es nie recht machen.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">\u201eAndere M\u00e4nner freuen sich, wenn sie einen Lapdance von ihrer Freundin bekommen.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eABER NICHT, W\u00c4HREND SIE AUF DEM KLO SITZEN! RAUS!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sch\ud83c\udd97ominza \ud83c\udfe1 (@Frl_Pfefferminz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Frl_Pfefferminz\/status\/867340583861399552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>8. Familie hei\u00dft, sich gegenseitig umeinander k\u00fcmmern.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Gespr\u00e4ch durch die geschlossene T\u00fcr:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Papa? Du bist schon seit 15 Min auf Toilette&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Und?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Brauchst Du ein Ladekabel?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>DAS IST LIEBE!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Der__Papa (@der__Papa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/der__Papa\/status\/926749134685601792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>9. Es ist zum Verzweifeln!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Auf dem \u00f6ffentlichen Klo:<br \/>5 \u00d7 auf den Wasserhahn schlagen<br \/>5 \u00d7 die Hand drunter halten<br \/>feststellen das man ihn aufdrehen kann<br \/>Ihr kennt das.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Maximal Jan (@Janwaldsied) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Janwaldsied\/status\/772367396875165696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>10. Was ist nur aus der heutigen Jugend geworden?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/MelsGedanken\/status\/1238070133903577088<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>11. Die deutscheste aller Antworten in 3, 2, 1 &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/mokoffiziell\/status\/1148465032117784577<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>12. Auch in diesen verr\u00fcckten Zeiten ist wenigstens auf eine Sache Verlass &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Sch\u00fcler, die ihr Mikro in der Videokonferenz anschalten, um zu fragen, ob sie auf Toilette d\u00fcrfen, geben mir ein wenig Normalit\u00e4t zur\u00fcck.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Frau Schiller (@_FrauLehrerin_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_FrauLehrerin_\/status\/1352302364196270083?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 21, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>13. So jemanden findet man nur einmal im Leben.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Wenn dein Partner von alleine die Folge pausiert, w\u00e4hrend du aufs Klo gehst: UNBEDINGT BEHALTEN.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; netflixde (@NetflixDE) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NetflixDE\/status\/1055858423999406081?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 26, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>14. Wenn man sich erst einmal daran gew\u00f6hnt hat, geht&#8217;s nicht mehr ohne.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Soft-Close Toilettendeckel sind so lange toll bis du zum ersten Mal wo anders auf Klo bist.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tim L\u00f6hrs\u21a9\ufe0f (@timloehrs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timloehrs\/status\/1371194371660517377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 14, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<strong>15. Nie verrichtete man seine Notdurft lieblicher.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Du gehst das erste Mal bei einer neuen Bekanntschaft auf Toilette und siehst das, was machst du? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vOpeZoO1JI\">pic.twitter.com\/vOpeZoO1JI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Avocadogucci\ud83c\udf10\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@avocadogucci) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/avocadogucci\/status\/1259438122577821696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 10, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nVielen Dank an alle f\u00fcr die Posts.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n<strong>Keine Influencer! Kein Foodporn! 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