{"id":132401,"date":"2020-08-21T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-21T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/?p=132401"},"modified":"2020-08-21T10:17:00","modified_gmt":"2020-08-21T10:17:00","slug":"abfellige-aeusserungen-non-stop-die-besten-tweets-von-felltomate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thebestsocial.media\/de\/abfellige-aeusserungen-non-stop-die-besten-tweets-von-felltomate\/","title":{"rendered":"Abfellige \u00c4u\u00dferungen non stop: Die besten Tweets von @felltomate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn er im kommenden Oktober sein zehnj\u00e4hriges Twitter-Jubil\u00e4um feiert, \u00e4u\u00dfert sich <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\">@felltomate<\/a> in regelm\u00e4\u00dfigen Abst\u00e4nden bereits seit 2010 mehr oder weniger abfellig \u00fcber allerlei Beobachtungen oder Geschehnisse. Ach ja, radikalisiert hat ihn der IT-Support. Wir hoffen, dass dies auch die n\u00e4chsten 10 Jahre so bleibt. Aus Gr\u00fcnden.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>1. Ach, es gab da eine Pandemie? Wirklich?<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Drucker-Support-Firma ruft an und sagt, dass wir seit April viel weniger gedruckt h\u00e4tten und fragt, ob das so sein kann.<\/p>\n<p>Wer sagt es ihnen?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1293069153105072129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 11, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>2. Der ewige Kreis:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Wenn mich Kollegen im B\u00fcro anrufen, um mir zu sagen, dass sie mir gerade eine Mail geschrieben haben, lege ich auf und schreibe ihnen eine Mail, dass ich aufgelegt habe.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1138337700262682624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>3. Wenn der Urlaub 2020 schon ausfallen muss, dann schwelgt man eben in Erinnerungen:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Kumpel schickt mir Photo aus dem Urlaub und ich wei\u00df, ihr teilt unseren Humor. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/a9ktNP2Z3q\">pic.twitter.com\/a9ktNP2Z3q<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/903517100043587584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>4. Achtung, noch deutscher wird es heute nicht!<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">\u201eIch h\u00e4tte gerne 10 Br\u00f6tchen.\u201c<br \/>\u201eWir ham nur noch neun.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDann nehm ich die.\u201c<br \/>\u201eIch berechne Ihnen trotzdem nur 10, weil 9 w\u00e4ren teurer, weil 5 im Angebot sind.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Deutschland, ich liebe dich.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1010839240626851841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 24, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>5. Und was machst du so in deiner Freizeit?<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">60% eines Films google ich die Schauspieler und aus welchen anderen Filmen ich die kennen k\u00f6nnte.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1287483171014160394?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 26, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>6. Aber ich hab doch schon mehrfach hier gedr\u00fcckt! Kennt sich da vielleicht jemand von euch mit aus?<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Wer Lehrer bewaffnen will, hat sie damals nie beobachtet, wie sie Videorecorder bedienen.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/966663127067693062?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 22, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>7. Ja, genau! Wer eigentlich?!<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Wer hat es verbockt, das Tier Igel zu nennen und nicht Pieksekatze?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1273574819540459524?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 18, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>8. So ein Arbeitstag im B\u00fcro kann aber auch wirklich nervenaufreibend sein. Und dann immer noch diese penetranten Fragen:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Mittagspause.<br \/>\u201cIch dachte, Du rauchst nur, wenn Du betrunken bist.\u201d<br \/>\u201cJa.\u201d<br \/>\u201c&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\u201c&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/857906002586423296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 28, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>9. Mit diesen einfachen \u00dcbungen den Kopf bereits BEIM ERSTEN VERSUCH durchs T-Shirt bringen!<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">N\u00e4chste Woche:<br \/>Schuhe zubinden-<br \/>10 Finger\u00fcbungen, damit es klappt <br \/>und<br \/>Beim Schei\u00dfen die Balance halten- so geht\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UPncpW7aHz\">pic.twitter.com\/UPncpW7aHz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1100665302176669696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>10. Reicht doch auch, oder?<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Ich kann Reis in exakt zwei Mengen kochen:<br \/>1. Di\u00e4tportion f\u00fcr Schlumpfine<br \/>2. die Orkhorden Mordors m\u00fcssen drei stramme Winter durchkommen<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/948266160826519552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 2, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>11. Hell, dunkel, hell &#8211; v\u00f6llig verr\u00fcckt!<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">\u201eEy, krass! Die Landschaft buffert.\u201c<br \/>\u201eDas ist ein Tunnel, Kevin.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/924552051056574464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>12. Zugegeben, das ist eindeutiger als irgendwelche Falten:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Ich bin mittlerweile so alt, dass ich auf Familienfeiern gefragt werde, wie lange ich noch arbeiten muss.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1195470350592749568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 15, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>13. Ach, man konnte das damals nicht so einfach streamen?<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Wie soll ich eigentlich eine Jugend ernst nehmen, die niemals in eine Videothek gegangen ist, einem Menschen in die Augen geguckt und sich einen Porno ausgeliehen hat?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1126972461030039557?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 10, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>14. Endlich sinnvolle Lifehacks bei YouTube:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Hallo YouTuber,<br \/>meine Tochter kann, dank Euch, Haare mit Vogelfutter f\u00e4rben und 12 st\u00f6ckige Torten aus Trockenhefe backen, aber wie w\u00e4r&#39;s denn mal da mit:<br \/>&quot;DIY Leere Klopapierrolle tauschen &#8211; Ganz easy peasy!&quot;<br \/>oder<br \/>&quot;Sei stabil- Dreckiges Geschirr IN die Maschine, nicht darauf!&quot;?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1174951098819342336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 20, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>15. So ein Unsinnje!<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Mir wurde gesagt, dass es gar kein richtiges Holl\u00e4ndisch ist, wenn man einfach nur ein \u201eje\u201c anh\u00e4ngt.<br \/>Kackje.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/1032670459458977792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 23, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>16. Und welche Ziele haben sie so beruflich?<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Busfahrer haben ihr eigenes Schild, dass man nicht mit ihnen reden soll.<\/p>\n<p>Soweit muss man es in anderen Berufen erstmal bringen.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/909004281235300352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>17. Am Ende erscheint das wohl als sinnvollste und g\u00fcnstigste L\u00f6sung:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"dbsm-oembed\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Und wenn wir \u00fcber den BER einfach einen Wald pflanzen und nicht mehr dr\u00fcber reden?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Felltomate (@felltomate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\/status\/974777797112713221?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 16, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>\u2014\u2014<br \/>\nVielen Dank an <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/felltomate\">@felltomate<\/a>! \u2764\ufe0f<br \/>\n\u2014\u2014<br \/>\n<strong>Nix Tomaten, nix Fell! 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