Das oberste Gericht der USA hat seit kurzem einen neuen Richter: Der vielmals für sexuelle Belästigung angezeigte Brett Kavanaugh – und das trotz reichlich Widerstand in der Bevölkerung.
1. Nicht die allerbeste Zeitpunkt, um so zu heißen:
2. Doch wenigstens kann er sich laut diesem Steve Bannon demnächst über viele viele Push-Notifications freuen.
Have you met @SteveBannon?
— Jackie Leonard (@JackieLeonard01) October 7, 2018
Get used to the twitter notifications
— Steve Bannon (@SteveBannon) October 7, 2018
3. Ob ein Bier da genug ist?
Both these guys actually deserve a beer. #BeersForBrettAndSteve
— Ryan Boger (@rboger12) October 7, 2018
4. Doch die beiden sind nicht alleine.
I feel you, bro.
— whitney houston (@trixied13) October 7, 2018
Tell me
— Michael Jackson (@overdrev) October 7, 2018
How’s everyone doing? Inventor of the light bulb here.
— Thomas Eidson (@tom_foolery91) October 7, 2018
My poor father
— James Kavanagh (@James_Kav) October 7, 2018
Make sure to set aside an extra 5 minutes in the checkout line for all the questions that'll inevitably be asked. Speaking from experience…
— Matt Lauer (@MattLauer) October 6, 2018
I don’t beat my wife. But i love drinking and drugs
— James Brown (@brownjamez) October 7, 2018
Hi Brett, I feel your pain….
— Susan Collins (@susancollins) October 7, 2018
5. Und dann ist er hier wahrscheinlich auch nicht mal Arzt. 🙄
Well my bro Patrick is not Dr Mcdreamy and has been disappointing women for years @Dempsey1963
— Michael Dempsey (@turfnsport) October 8, 2018
6. Na ja, Donald Trump wäre wohl noch anstrengender gewesen.
7. Dabei müssen es nicht nur Schauspieler oder Politiker sein…
8. Diese zwei leiden bestimmt schon seit ein paar Jahren.
My parents could never have guessed what would happen with my name.
— Siri Ellis (@SiriEllis) October 7, 2018
I just wanted to say “Hey Siri”!!! 😉
— Doc (220) S 🇺🇸⚡️ (@DocDrak) October 7, 2018
'What can I help you with?' 😂
— Siri Ellis (@SiriEllis) October 7, 2018
😂😂😂 Hey Siri. What are the winning lottery numbers for this week?????
— Doc (220) S 🇺🇸⚡️ (@DocDrak) October 7, 2018
'Sorry, I missed that'
— Siri Ellis (@SiriEllis) October 7, 2018
Hey Siri, is your middle name Alexa?? 😂😂
— Doc (220) S 🇺🇸⚡️ (@DocDrak) October 7, 2018
i’m sorry, i didn’t get that
— ALEXA (@_alexwalter) October 7, 2018
My middle school child lives with this pain. Alexa… play Despacito! 🎶🙄
— FancyNancyPants (@dhaliwa_nancy) October 7, 2018
9. Guten Appetit!
.Seeing the names below (and witty replies – bravo, y’all) I suddenly feel downright blessed by my family name. Worth all the tired jokes. And hey, they spell it right.
— John U. Bacon (@Johnubacon) October 7, 2018
I feel your pain about the name jokes. Glad that your last name at least gets spelled correctly. What really shocks me is when mine gets mispronounced.
— David Ham (@DavidJHam) October 7, 2018
Ditto on the last name jokes. My poor mom’s name is Virginia. And we lived in Virginia growing up.
— Taylor Hooker, MS, CTRS (@TraeHook) October 7, 2018
I recall a dinner time conversation: my mom made business cards when she first started her own cleaning business. Real generic. Had Virginia Hooker and her phone number. Lots of interesting stories from that.
— Taylor Hooker, MS, CTRS (@TraeHook) October 7, 2018
10. Brett Kavanagh könnte seinen Fame jetzt natürlich nutzen.
You poor fellow.
Have a suggestion. You could twist it to a good thing.
"I, Brett Kavaugh, apologize to America"
"Brett Kavanugh says, Trump is a lying kumquat"
etc., etc.
— SINN (@Social_Int_News) October 7, 2018
I love this idea! @Brett_Kavanagh should apologize to someone everyday of the upcoming year!
— Michelle Maples (@MaplesM78) October 7, 2018
11. In der Zwischenzeit können wir uns an unseren normalen Namen erfreuen.
After reading this thread, I will never complain again about being a female Ryan.
— Ryan (@ryeb1574) October 7, 2018
12. #zusammenistmanwenigerallein & #hallofnames – immerhin haben sie jetzt alle zueinander gefunden. 😉
This is officially the. Best. Thread. Ever. Too freaking funny going trough all of the comments. this really has made so many people smile, laugh, & get a much needed break from the heaviness-darkness of current events. #halloffametweets #funnyaf #mlsu #BrettKavanaugh #hilarious
— dee.chamblin (@MyLifeStartUp) October 7, 2018
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